Did your mum find your porn mags? - Page 27

ArseWorshiper · July 28th, 2011, 10:57 AM

My mum once said to me she had found my stash and said I should throw them out. After that I started to hide them better.

I didn't mention to her the fact I had found my dads porn stash years before and that I had seen all the nude polaroids he had of her!

**Sharkhunter** · July 28th, 2011, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

We used to swap mags when you had "finished" with them

some boys didn't take part in our porn trades. They must have been using their dads stash or something

Those were the days eh? Today you'd just send someone a URL in an email or via a Facebook private message. OK, there'd be no chance of Mummy finding anything under the bed, but...

Where's the fun in that?

**billybunter** · July 28th, 2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharkhunter

Those were the days eh? Today you'd just send someone a URL in an email or via a Facebook private message. OK, there'd be no chance of Mummy finding anything under the bed, but...

Where's the fun in that?

I remember one guy who had his stash found by his granny

so he was told to get rid of it. He said I could have it, but it was 20 mags. So I cycled to his house and strapped the box to my bike. Now you can't smuggle 20 mags past your mum. So I hid them behind the garden shed. Two days I had to wait (with hard-ons) till my parents went out. I retrieved the mags and wanked for Ireland

methosivanhoe · July 28th, 2011, 03:53 PM

nope... hid them inside physics text books lol

GF found them one time in high school though, major embarrassment lol

M

**Historian** · July 28th, 2011, 07:37 PM

Never had any of mine found by a girlfriend- though a girl I was desperate to ask out when I was at college once came within about 30 seconds of catching me buying a copy of Fiesta

- Luckily I saw her before she saw me, and I was able to avert my gaze from top shelf to middle, and flick through something more innocent like the Angling Times.

Probably told this story earlier in the thread, but my brother's girlfriend did find his when he was still living with my parents (he was crap at hiding them- got caught far more often than I did

)- and the little sod told her they were mine! Not that she believed him- I'd moved out about two years before....

methosivanhoe · July 28th, 2011, 07:44 PM

ahh...

unluckily my GF at the time found them when she'd actually come over to study... of course, being a 14 year old male, i didn't think study actually meant study...

went to get a drink, came back and she'd found 3 of the magazines hidden in physics text books...

found a new hiding spot shortly after that lol

M

**boka666999** · July 28th, 2011, 07:56 PM

Back when i was like 17, my girlfriend at the time was over. I went to the bathroom and came back and she found all of my magazines. I had them all in a box under my bed at the back by the wall. I had to move the bed out from the wall just to get the box out. She started to rip them all up in front of me. Boy i was madder then snails. Just let me say that i was no longer seeing her after that.

**Sharkhunter** · July 28th, 2011, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by boka666999

Back when i was like 17, my girlfriend at the time was over. I went to the bathroom and came back and she found all of my magazines. I had them all in a box under my bed at the back by the wall. I had to move the bed out from the wall just to get the box out. She started to rip them all up in front of me. Boy i was madder then snails. Just let me say that i was no longer seeing her after that.

I guess she was set on being dumped...

**billybunter** · September 16th, 2011, 04:22 PM

To be honest, most birds I know assume men have a porn stash. And know we are wankers to boot!

engine ear · September 19th, 2011, 07:54 AM

did she ever!

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methosivanhoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Gallifrey, constellation of Kasterborous Posts: 204 Thanks: 92 Thanked 2,622 Times in 205 Posts	nope... hid them inside physics text books lol GF found them one time in high school though, major embarrassment lol M __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Historian Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Here and there Posts: 4,029 Thanks: 102,514 Thanked 93,987 Times in 4,024 Posts	Never had any of mine found by a girlfriend- though a girl I was desperate to ask out when I was at college once came within about 30 seconds of catching me buying a copy of Fiesta- Luckily I saw her before she saw me, and I was able to avert my gaze from top shelf to middle, and flick through something more innocent like the Angling Times. Probably told this story earlier in the thread, but my brother's girlfriend did find his when he was still living with my parents (he was crap at hiding them- got caught far more often than I did)- and the little sod told her they were mine! Not that she believed him- I'd moved out about two years before.... Last edited by Historian; June 11th, 2017 at 02:25 PM..

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methosivanhoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Gallifrey, constellation of Kasterborous Posts: 204 Thanks: 92 Thanked 2,622 Times in 205 Posts	ahh... unluckily my GF at the time found them when she'd actually come over to study... of course, being a 14 year old male, i didn't think study actually meant study... went to get a drink, came back and she'd found 3 of the magazines hidden in physics text books... found a new hiding spot shortly after that lol M __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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boka666999 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 819 Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 44,430 Times in 792 Posts	Back when i was like 17, my girlfriend at the time was over. I went to the bathroom and came back and she found all of my magazines. I had them all in a box under my bed at the back by the wall. I had to move the bed out from the wall just to get the box out. She started to rip them all up in front of me. Boy i was madder then snails. Just let me say that i was no longer seeing her after that. __________________ Don't forget to say thanks. Sorry if i have reposted anything Links to post and threads are Red and Underline To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ArseWorshiper Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 116 Thanks: 188 Thanked 1,111 Times in 109 Posts	My mum once said to me she had found my stash and said I should throw them out. After that I started to hide them better. I didn't mention to her the fact I had found my dads porn stash years before and that I had seen all the nude polaroids he had of her!

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engine ear Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 178 Thanks: 1,034 Thanked 3,439 Times in 167 Posts	did she ever!