Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc

[Lord Of The Sith]

I have always been fond of these two:

There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.” Now… I been sayin’ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You’d be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin’ made me think twice. See, now I’m thinking: maybe it means you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here… he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. And I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[Baranovich]

"It would appe-ar that the strain was more than he could be-ar."

[tsunamiSD]

Attributed to Mark Twain:


“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

[blondifan]

[Baranovich]

"Little pigs...LITTLE PIGS...let me come in! Not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin! Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN!!"

[MaxJoker]

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

~ Jimi Hendrix


Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.

~ John F. Kennedy


See you at the party Richter.

~ Quaid

[mizlaplan]

"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
~ Edmund Blackadder

[tygrkhat40]

"There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong."

Graham Chapman to Michael Palin, Monty Python's Flying Circus

[Baranovich]

"Good luck, everyone..."

[Almero]

"Go tell all in foreign lands that Russia lives! Those who come to us in peace will be welcome as a guest. But those who come to us sword in hand will die by the sword! On that Russia stands and forever will we stand!"

Alexander Nevsky