Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 240

**tygrkhat40** · March 12th, 2018, 09:40 PM

sandhunter spent two months playing Sally Bowles in "Cabaret" on Broadway. To this day, no one can explain how or why he got the role.

**ball7** · March 12th, 2018, 09:40 PM

Tygrkhat40 was born with two left feet - but this hasn't stopped him from gaining fame as a back up dancer for Miley Cyrus.

**palo5** · March 12th, 2018, 09:56 PM

Mal Hombre and MaxJoker protect Members against banning for 10% of their "thanks"

Estreeter · March 13th, 2018, 07:29 AM

wimbo77 dresses in a French Maid outfit and cleans palo5's apartment ....... for zero monetary reward

**trailmaster** · March 13th, 2018, 11:39 AM

ball7's lies finally caught up with him. He had a good life, a great wife and great well behaved and smart children. ball7 died in his sleep one day. He woke up at the entrance to the Pearly Gates, but St. Peter said "Sorry you can't come in here. You've been lying since you were 10 years old and we don't let compulsive liers into heaven. I'm sending you down to the other place, and suddenly ball7 winked out and found himself on a high broad plain with flames and lava everywhere and the screams of the damned everywhere. All of a sudden a little boy appeared. ball7 said, bewildered, "Are you Satan?" "I thought you would be all dark and with horns and a snake-like tongue". Satan said "I appear to everyone differently". Satan said, "Sorry but I can't let you in here either. You've lied so much you have even surpassed me(The Prince of Lies) so I'm sending you to the past."ball7 thought, that might not be too bad. It might be cool to live in the world a few hundred years ago. Satan though said, "You're going much farther back and then he disappeared and ball7 woke up in a big dark cave, though he could see a light way ahead. He walked for what seemed like miles and then he saw the opening of the cave."Oh, no, no,no remarked ball7 not here" It was a scene right out of Jurassic Park. Dinosaurs everywhere. Suddenly Satan appeared again. Satan said "ball7 "Here is your perfect place. You can lie for all eternity and not hurt anything".ball7 said. "What can I do here?" Satan said "Look up and then he disappeared and a Tyrannosaurus Rex was bearing down on ball7 "This is not fair, just not fair, said ball7

**sandhunter** · March 13th, 2018, 02:46 PM

Trailmaster was recently expelled from Austria for sloppy weather forecasting

as he kept predicting warm weather was coming even during blizzards

**palo5** · March 13th, 2018, 04:14 PM

Estreeter used to work for the Australian Secret Service - ASS

But then he quit, so now he's ASS-retired

**scoundrel** · March 13th, 2018, 10:15 PM

Estreeter owns the entire Shemale Sperm Whores series on Blu-ray. Except for Shemale Sperm Whores 17, which Palo borrowed for academic research two years ago and has not yet returned.

Estreeter · March 13th, 2018, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scoundrel

Estreeter owns the entire Shemale Sperm Whores series on Blu-ray. Except for Shemale Sperm Whores 17, which Palo borrowed for academic research two years ago and has not yet returned.

Thanks scounds

that was the most thoughtful gift anybody ever gave me, I knew I could count on you for pure class

even like the way you didn't gift wrap it so I could get straight into viewing

Estreeter · March 14th, 2018, 07:43 AM

palo5 was so proud and honoured when in his late teens was invited to join "The Party" ... he saw them as always right. 2 weeks later he quit the "The Party" in disgust as he initially thought it was a Gay Swingers Party

March 12th, 2018, 09:40 PM	#2391
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	sandhunter spent two months playing Sally Bowles in "Cabaret" on Broadway. To this day, no one can explain how or why he got the role. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 13th, 2018, 07:29 AM	#2394
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	wimbo77 dresses in a French Maid outfit and cleans palo5's apartment ....... for zero monetary reward __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 13th, 2018, 10:15 PM	#2398
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,237 Thanks: 162,389 Thanked 278,408 Times in 26,182 Posts	Estreeter owns the entire Shemale Sperm Whores series on Blu-ray. Except for Shemale Sperm Whores 17, which Palo borrowed for academic research two years ago and has not yet returned. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 14th, 2018, 07:43 AM	#2400
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	palo5 was so proud and honoured when in his late teens was invited to join "The Party" ... he saw them as always right. 2 weeks later he quit the "The Party" in disgust as he initially thought it was a Gay Swingers Party __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 12th, 2018, 09:40 PM	#2392
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Tygrkhat40 was born with two left feet - but this hasn't stopped him from gaining fame as a back up dancer for Miley Cyrus.

March 12th, 2018, 09:56 PM	#2393
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Mal Hombre and MaxJoker protect Members against banning for 10% of their "thanks"

March 13th, 2018, 11:39 AM	#2395
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,166 Times in 60,062 Posts	ball7's lies finally caught up with him. He had a good life, a great wife and great well behaved and smart children. ball7 died in his sleep one day. He woke up at the entrance to the Pearly Gates, but St. Peter said "Sorry you can't come in here. You've been lying since you were 10 years old and we don't let compulsive liers into heaven. I'm sending you down to the other place, and suddenly ball7 winked out and found himself on a high broad plain with flames and lava everywhere and the screams of the damned everywhere. All of a sudden a little boy appeared. ball7 said, bewildered, "Are you Satan?" "I thought you would be all dark and with horns and a snake-like tongue". Satan said "I appear to everyone differently". Satan said, "Sorry but I can't let you in here either. You've lied so much you have even surpassed me(The Prince of Lies) so I'm sending you to the past."ball7 thought, that might not be too bad. It might be cool to live in the world a few hundred years ago. Satan though said, "You're going much farther back and then he disappeared and ball7 woke up in a big dark cave, though he could see a light way ahead. He walked for what seemed like miles and then he saw the opening of the cave."Oh, no, no,no remarked ball7 not here" It was a scene right out of Jurassic Park. Dinosaurs everywhere. Suddenly Satan appeared again. Satan said "ball7 "Here is your perfect place. You can lie for all eternity and not hurt anything".ball7 said. "What can I do here?" Satan said "Look up and then he disappeared and a Tyrannosaurus Rex was bearing down on ball7 "This is not fair, just not fair, said ball7

March 13th, 2018, 02:46 PM	#2396
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,308 Times in 13,886 Posts	Trailmaster was recently expelled from Austria for sloppy weather forecasting as he kept predicting warm weather was coming even during blizzards

March 13th, 2018, 04:14 PM	#2397
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter used to work for the Australian Secret Service - ASS But then he quit, so now he's ASS-retired