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March 12th, 2018, 09:40 PM | #2391 |
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sandhunter spent two months playing Sally Bowles in "Cabaret" on Broadway. To this day, no one can explain how or why he got the role.
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March 12th, 2018, 09:40 PM | #2392 |
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Tygrkhat40 was born with two left feet - but this hasn't stopped him from gaining fame as a back up dancer for Miley Cyrus.
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March 12th, 2018, 09:56 PM | #2393 |
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March 13th, 2018, 07:29 AM | #2394 |
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wimbo77 dresses in a French Maid outfit and cleans palo5's apartment ....... for zero monetary reward
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March 13th, 2018, 11:39 AM | #2395 |
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ball7's lies finally caught up with him. He had a good life, a great wife and great well behaved and smart children. ball7 died in his sleep one day. He woke up at the entrance to the Pearly Gates, but St. Peter said "Sorry you can't come in here. You've been lying since you were 10 years old and we don't let compulsive liers into heaven. I'm sending you down to the other place, and suddenly ball7 winked out and found himself on a high broad plain with flames and lava everywhere and the screams of the damned everywhere. All of a sudden a little boy appeared. ball7 said, bewildered, "Are you Satan?" "I thought you would be all dark and with horns and a snake-like tongue". Satan said "I appear to everyone differently". Satan said, "Sorry but I can't let you in here either. You've lied so much you have even surpassed me(The Prince of Lies) so I'm sending you to the past."ball7 thought, that might not be too bad. It might be cool to live in the world a few hundred years ago. Satan though said, "You're going much farther back and then he disappeared and ball7 woke up in a big dark cave, though he could see a light way ahead. He walked for what seemed like miles and then he saw the opening of the cave."Oh, no, no,no remarked ball7 not here" It was a scene right out of Jurassic Park. Dinosaurs everywhere. Suddenly Satan appeared again. Satan said "ball7 "Here is your perfect place. You can lie for all eternity and not hurt anything".ball7 said. "What can I do here?" Satan said "Look up and then he disappeared and a Tyrannosaurus Rex was bearing down on ball7 "This is not fair, just not fair, said ball7
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March 13th, 2018, 02:46 PM | #2396 |
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Trailmaster was recently expelled from Austria for sloppy weather forecasting as he kept predicting warm weather was coming even during blizzards
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March 13th, 2018, 04:14 PM | #2397 |
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Estreeter owns the entire Shemale Sperm Whores series on Blu-ray. Except for Shemale Sperm Whores 17, which Palo borrowed for academic research two years ago and has not yet returned.
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March 13th, 2018, 11:18 PM | #2399 |
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Thanks scounds that was the most thoughtful gift anybody ever gave me, I knew I could count on you for pure class even like the way you didn't gift wrap it so I could get straight into viewing
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March 14th, 2018, 07:43 AM | #2400 |
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palo5 was so proud and honoured when in his late teens was invited to join "The Party" ... he saw them as always right. 2 weeks later he quit the "The Party" in disgust as he initially thought it was a Gay Swingers Party
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