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Old March 16th, 2018, 11:45 AM   #5641
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Nope. Still got a few Matchbox cars in a shoebox somewhere, plus a very old tabletop video game, which I am not sure is in working order anymore.

Wish I'd kept my old train set.

Onto other boyhood possessions:

BB gun or slingshot?
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Shotgun or AK 47
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Have you or have you not ever gone hunting?
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Sarah Palin or Dick Cheney
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Sarah Palin, of course. Dick Cheney shoots his hunting companions.


Plus, there is the possibility of some MILF action at night in the hunting camp, if you are staying out.

Face a charging elephant or a charging grizzly bear?
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Bond. He gets all the women.

Jim Henson's flicks:
The Dark Crystal or Labyrinth?
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Do you like bloody or scary horror movies?
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Ford or Chevrolet?
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