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August 11th, 2009, 09:41 PM	#1
gmcbee Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus. Posts: 1,065 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts	Scotty..... I... NEED..... a..... CAPTION!!!! (found this on usenet, probably in a fun or humor group. Thanks to the original poster.) Last edited by gmcbee; August 11th, 2009 at 09:42 PM.. Reason: attribution

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August 12th, 2009, 05:46 AM	#2
Ogri Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brown Willy, Dartmoor Posts: 179 Thanks: 820 Thanked 2,265 Times in 171 Posts	"There's Cling Ons on the Starboard Bow"

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August 12th, 2009, 06:09 AM	#3
Peter Parker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 147 Thanks: 3,423 Thanked 1,039 Times in 137 Posts	I always get this terrible constipation after eating those blasted Vulcan mung bean pasties!

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August 12th, 2009, 06:26 AM	#4
molfluon Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 80 Thanks: 322 Thanked 822 Times in 80 Posts	Rand did WHAT in my coffee?

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August 12th, 2009, 07:52 AM	#5
Peter Parker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 147 Thanks: 3,423 Thanked 1,039 Times in 137 Posts	Damn .... I knew visting that sleazy Ferangi brothel would give me a bad dose of Allurian crabs!

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August 12th, 2009, 12:21 PM	#6
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,835 Times in 9,416 Posts	Scotty where's the bran? If I don't take a crap soon i'm going to explode. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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August 12th, 2009, 12:29 PM	#7
Fan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 173 Thanks: 10,032 Thanked 4,467 Times in 188 Posts	Spock, I've found where the last Tribble was hiding!!!!

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August 13th, 2009, 05:47 PM	#8
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	I said I could pull a better movie than 'Dune' out of my ass and by God I'm going to keep that promise.

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August 14th, 2009, 07:46 PM	#9
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,405 Times in 770 Posts	Bones do you have ointment for Romulan Clap?

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August 15th, 2009, 02:25 AM	#10
sam Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 22 Thanks: 1,914 Thanked 105 Times in 21 Posts	How about..."Captain's Log. 57249-Note to self: Don't f--k a tri-corder.

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