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Old November 9th, 2008, 12:10 AM   #1
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
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Old November 9th, 2008, 01:35 AM   #2
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
and no your big sister cant sit on the school desk like that.

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When she told me she had a job as a "pen-pusher" I assumed she meant she worked in an office!
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
He mister, how many "pencil dicks" do you reckon I can handle ??
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the amazing biro thief never made much money she did it for job satisfaction
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
does it sharpen them

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Now let me show you the trick again, I swallow the crayons one at a time , and shazaam, they appear here as markers! pretty good, right
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Hey Mr Parker, looking at the size of yours, I reckon
it will fit in no probs. Just ease it in alongside the other
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