Isabella Hervey

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Lady Isabella Frederica Louisa de Pauw (born 9 March 1982) is a British socialite, model, and actress.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Isabella_Hervey

Well Lady Isabella Hervey to be fair .An incredible legged great looking girl , and the only Aristo in the country who i believe really deserves to be supported by the public purse. Truly the Windsors should be given the boot and this girl placed on the throne instead, hah do it and i bet overnight every male with a pulse becomes an avid monarchist. I mean come on how beautiful is she !!! ...

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God save this noble and HOT queen ...

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Much appreciation to friend Gtheg for the thanks , and eventhough nobody else will be that bothered here`s a selection more of the only royal i'd ever salute

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Originally Posted by trainspotter;

standing to attention below the waist does not count as a salute..........was about to draw up the usual battle lines (bony bitch, skinny hag) but I am a changed man after the post of her in the white gown.....She has blossomed into a real beauty. Thank you oh one of the cranial verdigris.

Hey that`s ok i was gonna unleash the dogs of yawn about you thanking me without thanking me

As for the lady in question , well if you`d been the only member of your family not included in your brain dead drugged up syphilitic half brothers will , and then found out that every member in your family who was included still wouldn't give you the piss from their toilets wouldn't you shed a few pounds due to the stress ?. Anyway as you say it is good to see her arriving back at a normal healthy weight, the womans a complete doll and the only royal i have time for. She`s a personal trainer now, which is why i`m doing my damnedest to see if i can get some one on one sessions with her on the NHS for my ...... erm ...... back , yeah that`s it my back

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Now i know where the phrase " Luck dog" comes from

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Well apart from that she also did a workout DVD ,but from what i've seen from the cover she keeps everything covered but her face , and gorgeous as that is i still need to see a bit more Bella flesh before i`m inclined to fork over my money. Also as i say she`s doing the old fully trained professional personal trainer malarkey , along with the odd modeling gig of course. Plus from what i`ve read she`s meant to be switching agents now with a possible sky extreme sports show in the pipeline , here`s hoping that pans out as it`d be no hardship to watch her do some scantily clad hot and sweaty rock climbing (For example)






Hey if i was their guy in charge of commissioning programmes i`d certainly give her one




Or if i got the chance ,a couple hundred

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Whoops sorry i didn't know about that bit of info .I should probably spend more time in front of the telly than going through Lady Isabella Frederica Louisa Hervey`s bins , well anyway that`s what the Judge said in his summing up

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It is my sad duty to inform those lovers of the luscious Lady Bella , that not only did she have a terrible Christmas but is now being treated for depression . Me i blame her useless management and the chinless wonders who try and treat her in unladylike ways





What sacrilege !





She is a complete Goddess and so should be treated as such !




Get better soon , then get modeling

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A few more of Bella




The girl i freely admit to having a soft spot for

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Isabella , surely the only royal worthy of the title







So as a show of respect let`s all be up standing



" Sigh "