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Old March 22nd, 2011, 07:10 PM   #1
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The rocket powered dildo was not a great success
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Old March 22nd, 2011, 07:22 PM   #2
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It was Guy Fawkes night & she only wanted someone to bang'er
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Old March 22nd, 2011, 07:33 PM   #4
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" Darling, when you invited me around for a romantic candle-lit dinner, this isn't really what i had in mind!!"
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Helen's revolutionary depilation system - "One fart and you're smooth" - did not go down well in the Dragon's Den!
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The smoking ban was unpopular, but Shirley had come up with an answer.

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Ruth O'Reilly`s long overdue baby get`s sick of kicking his dopey mother , and so tries to get her attention another way !


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