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March 18th, 2011, 02:06 AM	#11
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And if I may be a little pedantic here: 'Oldsmobile' and 'Lagonda' are full names and neither name was ever shortened in general use and thus can't be shortened to suit this game.

Actually, the Oldsmobile was the brand of car made by the company started by Ransom E. Olds (he also built the truck known as the REO Speedwagon) and the cars were colloquially known as an "Olds."

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Actually, the Oldsmobile was the brand of car made by the company started by Ransom E. Olds (he also built the truck known as the REO Speedwagon) and the cars were colloquially known as an "Olds."

really appealing to brits would be a car named 'old slag'

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