Lies You've Told The Opposite Sex - Page 3

**kelio** · January 28th, 2011, 03:57 PM

No you don't taste funny... when did you last take a shower?

MaxJoker · January 28th, 2011, 04:07 PM

It was good for me to.

Yes those clogs look sexy.

No you`re not at all like your mother.

That meal was delicious , you really must cook whatever the fuck that was , for me again one day .

You`re right my mistake.

**keefriff** · January 28th, 2011, 04:32 PM

It won't go away unless you touch it.

Of course I would like to see the new Adam Sandler movie.

Usually it looks bigger, it must be the poor lighting.

I only have $5.00. What can I get for that?

Can you please help me get this couch into my van? I can't do it because of my broken arm.

I love the shirt you bought me!

I'm sorry, usually I can last for at least 3 minutes.

MaxJoker · January 28th, 2011, 04:35 PM

No seriously that is ten inches , look i don`t care what your ruler , tape measure or logic tells you , it`s ten inches ok !!!

Estreeter · January 28th, 2011, 04:42 PM

I canceled my credit card

MaxJoker · January 28th, 2011, 04:43 PM

Honestly sweetheart i don`t know anyone called Helen , and anyway her boobs are much smaller than yours .

**keefriff** · January 28th, 2011, 04:50 PM

Oh....I thought you said in centimeters.

Of course I don't have a problem buying you tampons when I am at the drugstore.

The dog is just an animal, I could never love him as much as you.

I am listening!

I missed you too.

eek · January 28th, 2011, 04:51 PM

No, I don't really fancy wearing your knickers hun - I'm just dressing up for a party down town.

MaxJoker · January 28th, 2011, 04:54 PM

No dear you never act differently when you`re on your period ( You`re always the same nagging bitch)

**palo5** · January 28th, 2011, 05:24 PM

Ja, but after 2 kids they are wider, after 4 XtraWider, and after 5 are Canal category

Undiplomatic to mention it perhaps, but you know... I'm a man, and we're all programmed to notice these things

January 28th, 2011, 04:07 PM	#22
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	It was good for me to. Yes those clogs look sexy. No you`re not at all like your mother. That meal was delicious , you really must cook whatever the fuck that was , for me again one day . You`re right my mistake. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2011, 04:32 PM	#23
keefriff Torn and Frayed Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The 612 Posts: 7,025 Thanks: 79,624 Thanked 131,515 Times in 5,993 Posts	It won't go away unless you touch it. Of course I would like to see the new Adam Sandler movie. Usually it looks bigger, it must be the poor lighting. I only have $5.00. What can I get for that? Can you please help me get this couch into my van? I can't do it because of my broken arm. I love the shirt you bought me! I'm sorry, usually I can last for at least 3 minutes. __________________ You Can't Always Get What You Want But If You Follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You Just Might Find You Get What You Need To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2011, 04:35 PM	#24
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	No seriously that is ten inches , look i don`t care what your ruler , tape measure or logic tells you , it`s ten inches ok !!! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2011, 04:42 PM	#25
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,110 Thanks: 449,663 Thanked 896,749 Times in 60,308 Posts	I canceled my credit card __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2011, 04:43 PM	#26
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Honestly sweetheart i don`t know anyone called Helen , and anyway her boobs are much smaller than yours . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2011, 03:57 PM	#21
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,170 Thanks: 300,237 Thanked 336,473 Times in 14,214 Posts	No you don't taste funny... when did you last take a shower?

January 28th, 2011, 04:50 PM	#27
keefriff Torn and Frayed Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The 612 Posts: 7,025 Thanks: 79,624 Thanked 131,515 Times in 5,993 Posts	Oh....I thought you said in centimeters. Of course I don't have a problem buying you tampons when I am at the drugstore. The dog is just an animal, I could never love him as much as you. I am listening! I missed you too. __________________ You Can't Always Get What You Want But If You Follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You Just Might Find You Get What You Need To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2011, 04:51 PM	#28
eek Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 568 Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,243 Times in 502 Posts	No, I don't really fancy wearing your knickers hun - I'm just dressing up for a party down town.

January 28th, 2011, 04:54 PM	#29
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	No dear you never act differently when you`re on your period ( You`re always the same nagging bitch) __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2011, 05:24 PM	#30
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Ja, but after 2 kids they are wider, after 4 XtraWider, and after 5 are Canal category Undiplomatic to mention it perhaps, but you know... I'm a man, and we're all programmed to notice these things

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