The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

As you wish. You're third key grip in the crew.

I wish to be the lead male performer in a porn workout video with Cindy Crawford.

Granted. You and Sydney Crawford have a gay old time making the video. Running out of lube isn't nearly as painful as the George Michael soundtrack.

I wish for everyone who reads this to receive the full Justin Bieber discography on CD, Tape and vinyl record.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish for everyone who reads this to receive the full Justin Bieber discography on CD, Tape and vinyl record.

Granted. Justin Bieber is now suing you for copyright infringement. His lawyers say that they can really f**k you over, and Justin says he wants to be in there when that happens.

I wish I knew how many lawyers it will take to hold TCO96 while JB takes his virginity.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish I knew how many lawyers it will take to hold TCO96 while JB takes his virginity.

Granted....you instantly become a lawyer and join the gang for the bang.....no lube for you lawyers are slippery enough already.

I wish I could be a weather girls pointy stick

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted....you instantly become a lawyer and join the gang for the bang.....no lube for you lawyers are slippery enough already.

I wish I could be a weather girls pointy stick

Granted. You're a weather girls potty stink. A sportscasters final sore and the newscasters daily bruise.

I wish global warming would hurry up so I can have ocean front property.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish global warming would hurry up so I can have ocean front property.

Granted.....global warming is so successful you get an under the sea property.....and to the annoyance of film critics everywhere Kevin Costner's Waterworld becomes the greatest true prediction mankind ever made.

I wish to meet Jeanne Tripplehorn in her boat and re-enact the scene of her from Basic Instinct

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish to meet Jeanne Tripplehorn in her boat and re-enact the scene of her from Basic Instinct

Granted, but Jeanne decides to re-enact Elizabeth Berkeley's scene in Showgirls, where she kicks the guy where it hurts the most.

I wish to tape that scene, and after she's finished, have rough sex with Jeanne.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. You understand the concept of pegging?

I wish to do body shots off of Christina Hendricks.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish to do body shots off of Christina Hendricks.

Granted.....Chris Hendricks who was in my class at school and had coke bottle glasses and a constantly running nose says you can shoot off over his body anytime you want.

I wish Luddites recording equipment would break down

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted.....Chris Hendricks who was in my class at school and had coke bottle glasses and a constantly running nose says you can shoot off over his body anytime you want.

I wish Luddites recording equipment would break down

Granted. Luddites reproducing equipment breaks down, falls off and is eaten by fire ants. All of which was caught on tape by Kevin Costner while he was getting a piggy back ride from Elizabeth Berkeley.

I wish James Joyce was alive so he could explain Ulysses to me.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish James Joyce was alive so he could explain Ulysses to me.

Granted he returns as a zombie and explains it to you while eating your brains out.

I wish that anything you could do I could do better....