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March 27th, 2012, 07:59 PM | #1461 | |
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I wish I knew all the stock market results well in advance of everyone else......and I make so much money I'm on the cover of Time, Life, The Beano....etc
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March 27th, 2012, 08:32 PM | #1462 | |
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Granted! You are busted in the largest insider trading scandal in history. Thru your actions three world banks have to close and at least two countries’ economies collapse. You’re on the front page of every major newspaper and magazine worldwide. All of your assests are seized and you are to be tried at the Hague for what you’ve done. Congratulations, you’re famous. I would really like a strawberry milkshake. Last edited by larry74403; March 27th, 2012 at 11:05 PM.. |
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March 28th, 2012, 06:20 AM | #1463 |
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Deaf Genie grants you a Strawberry Shortcake doll, but it is life size with 3 fun holes. DG apologizes for not having enough time to clean it first.
I wish that all lesbians looked like Ellen Degenerate.
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March 28th, 2012, 03:55 PM | #1464 |
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Deaf Genie finds Ellen the De-Greaser at the Lesbian Motorworks Co-op in Prague. She looks like Herman Munster in a good light and de-greases car chassis by clamping them between her monster thighs and dunking them in the tank. Oh by the way....hey presto and you're her latest bitch.
I wish for lots of rain to end the drought in Britain (hey I'm feeling generous)
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March 29th, 2012, 03:00 AM | #1465 | |
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I wish birds crapping on my car was a way to keep it clean. |
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March 29th, 2012, 03:44 PM | #1466 |
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Apparently as your car is such a hunk of junk Genie says your wish is corrupt already as when its covered in bird crap its worth twice as much as its top second hand price.
I wish I had a big boat, for when Britain gets flooded.
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March 29th, 2012, 03:59 PM | #1467 | |
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I wish Richard Branson would give me the Virgin group of companies so I could F**K them over but good. |
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March 29th, 2012, 06:32 PM | #1468 | |
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I wish when I die my head gets preserved in a jar like on Futurama and I can spout great one liners.
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March 29th, 2012, 10:12 PM | #1469 | |
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I wish for a tight seal.
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March 30th, 2012, 01:52 PM | #1470 |
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Granted. You now own a tight seal. Unfortunately it's the singer Seal who will not contribute to the running of your home such is his impossibly tightfisted tightness.
I wish I had a portable transporter that could instantly take me anywhere in the world I wished to go.
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