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January 7th, 2012, 08:46 PM | #21 |
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What was that crack about hands above the waist? I'm not gay you know, I am quite happy to do man hugs but only for a maximum of 3 seconds-apparently that is the optimum time for most hugs, women perhaps a second longer-mind you men and women hug for longer if they know each other.
What have I got going for me? Modesty forbids me to say many things but being funny(well I make other people laugh) and a good listener-sorry I was watching the television what did you say? I don't think people are comfortable with a question like that they prefer their privacy but I've been here long enough for you lot to work out what I am like-now be kind, and don't throw too many brickbats. Been here five years and still can't find the EXIT door.
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January 7th, 2012, 08:57 PM | #22 |
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January 7th, 2012, 10:30 PM | #23 |
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I'll join in the ego-tripping..
This pretty much sums it up... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4cM68KPbA But seriously folks... Blue eyes, not much hair left, need to lose weight and about 5'11" Good wife, I like what I do for a living but don't like the company I do it for. Good sense of humor (although a bit warped at times.. ) and quite intelligent. Good at a lot of different things and very handy but REALLY bad at remembering names. Loyal to friends and family and raised to be polite, honest and considerate. A regular boy scout... I can't bring myself to play a bad character in a video game, always gotta be a good guy. I don't like rudeness or dishonesty and am not overly impressed with the latest generation of kids. Guess I'm getting to be an old fart... Dang, I'm wonderful!
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January 8th, 2012, 12:55 AM | #24 |
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Hell... what a question to be answering at close to two am on a sunday morning...????
I don't drink (i found out how it made me act) I don't do drugs (never have) I don't take shit from no one (including the horrible little buggers who share a bus with me on occasion) I treat my friends with respect, and hope to get it back I like to see the funny side of life; even though that's difficult right now Well, that's the good things... but please don't ask for the bad stuff... cause you'd need a bigger server...!!!! Without the humour several guys here have given us all; mostly in GD&N; I know for sure I'd have had a far harder time coping with the other shit in my life right now. So thanks to them while I'm here....!!! You know who you are..!!!!
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January 8th, 2012, 01:25 PM | #25 |
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What Have I Got Going For Me ? Moderating on an erotica forum is what The pay is great $0 x 30 Hr/week + 0 benefits = zilch Yep, guess I can retire too Monaco next week
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January 8th, 2012, 01:52 PM | #26 | |
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Least that was your defense during the harassment trial with Sam Fox Anyway to be honest i was really more concerned with the wallet in the back of my well filled jeans than anything else Hmmmm , right i`d like to big up the utter stupidity that is me . Yet a stupidity that thankfully isn`t so stupid as to forget to breath when i`m asleep . As if that had been the case you`d all have been deprived of the wooooooonder the wonder of me As in " I wonder what the fcuk he`s on ? "
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Have been asked " Who the holy shit are chainy and poundy , you utterly baffling bugger ?!!?!?!??" Well this be them Yes sir those two helped me out of a fair few tricky situations back in the day . What kind of situations you say ? Hell boy , i`ll tell`s ya once i know`s ya better ok
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January 8th, 2012, 04:47 PM | #28 | |
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January 8th, 2012, 05:02 PM | #29 |
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What have I got going for me? I often ask myself that - let's see now...
I've got my own house. [ to worry about every time there's a gale] I don't have a mortgage. [ so don't benefit from the current low interest rates] I don't have any debts. [ ditto the low interest rates] I don't have to work for a living. [ so I fritter away my life lying in bed all day with the dog] I've got a couple of sons who I get on with very well. [ they're both bigger and stronger than me and could easily thrash me] I've got quite a lot of good memories to balance out all the bad ones. [which are tearing me apart] I tell people what they want to hear.[although I don't really mean it] I'm kind to animals. [ just as well considering how bad my dog smells] I've got a bus pass [ and four cars so I don't ever have to use it] I'm in good shape [for someone old enough to have a bus pass] I've got quite a lot of hair [but not enough to cover all of my head] I've got the majority of my teeth [ 51% IS a majority] I've got three pairs of pointy toe cowboy boots [and sore fu*cking feet] I take a balanced view of life [ on the other hand maybe I don't] |
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January 8th, 2012, 07:07 PM | #30 |
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Also a naked flame could be hazardous...
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