The ~ " What Have You Got Going For You ? " ~ Thread - Page 3

**Greenman** · January 7th, 2012, 08:46 PM

What was that crack about hands above the waist? I'm not gay you know, I am quite happy to do man hugs but only for a maximum of 3 seconds-apparently that is the optimum time for most hugs, women perhaps a second longer-mind you men and women hug for longer if they know each other.

What have I got going for me? Modesty forbids me to say many things but being funny(well I make other people laugh)

and a good listener-sorry I was watching the television what did you say?

I don't think people are comfortable with a question like that they prefer their privacy but I've been here long enough for you lot to work out what I am like-now be kind, and don't throw too many brickbats.

Been here five years and still can't find the EXIT door.

**scoundrel** · January 7th, 2012, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

Been here five years and still can't find the EXIT door.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMFqh_tiHoQ

**mxyptlk** · January 7th, 2012, 10:30 PM

I'll join in the ego-tripping..

This pretty much sums it up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4cM68KPbA

But seriously folks...
Blue eyes, not much hair left, need to lose weight and about 5'11"
Good wife, I like what I do for a living but don't like the company I do it for. Good sense of humor (although a bit warped at times..

) and quite intelligent. Good at a lot of different things and very handy but REALLY bad at remembering names. Loyal to friends and family and raised to be polite, honest and considerate. A regular boy scout... I can't bring myself to play a bad character in a video game, always gotta be a good guy.

I don't like rudeness or dishonesty and am not overly impressed with the latest generation of kids. Guess I'm getting to be an old fart...

Dang, I'm wonderful!

**pharoahegypt** · January 8th, 2012, 12:55 AM

Hell... what a question to be answering at close to two am on a sunday morning...????

I don't drink

(i found out how it made me act)
I don't do drugs

(never have)
I don't take shit from no one

(including the horrible little buggers who share a bus with me on occasion)
I treat my friends with respect, and hope to get it back

I like to see the funny side of life; even though that's difficult right now

Well, that's the good things... but please don't ask for the bad stuff... cause you'd need a bigger server...!!!!

Without the humour several guys here have given us all; mostly in GD&N; I know for sure I'd have had a far harder time coping with the other shit in my life right now. So thanks to them while I'm here....!!! You know who you are..!!!!

Estreeter · January 8th, 2012, 01:25 PM

What Have I Got Going For Me ?

Moderating on an erotica

forum is what

The pay is great

$0 x 30 Hr/week + 0 benefits = zilch

Yep, guess I can retire too Monaco next week

MaxJoker · January 8th, 2012, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

What was that crack about hands above the waist? I'm not gay you know

No no no of course not my great respected friend , you`re just , erm , affectionate that`s all

Least that was your defense during the harassment trial with Sam Fox

Anyway to be honest i was really more concerned with the wallet in the back of my well filled jeans than anything else

Hmmmm , right i`d like to big up the utter stupidity that is me .

Yet a stupidity that thankfully isn`t so stupid as to forget to breath when i`m asleep .

As if that had been the case you`d all have been deprived of the wooooooonder the wonder of me

As in " I wonder what the fcuk he`s on ? "

MaxJoker · January 8th, 2012, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well let em come , i have chainy and poundy along with a pet cat with a very disagreeable attitude

Have been asked " Who the holy shit are chainy and poundy , you utterly baffling bugger ?!!?!?!??"

Well this be them

Yes sir those two helped me out of a fair few tricky situations back in the day .

What kind of situations you say ?

Hell boy , i`ll tell`s ya once i know`s ya better ok

**rotobott** · January 8th, 2012, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Have been asked " Who the holy shit are chainy and poundy , you utterly baffling bugger ?!!?!?!??"

Well this be them

Yes sir those two helped me out of a fair few tricky situations back in the day .

What kind of situations you say ?

Hell boy , i`ll tell`s ya once i know`s ya better ok

Those outside loos could be damned tricky, especially if yer candle blew out, at a crucial moment

**otokonomidori** · January 8th, 2012, 05:02 PM

What have I got going for me? I often ask myself that - let's see now...

I've got my own house. [ to worry about every time there's a gale]

I don't have a mortgage. [ so don't benefit from the current low interest rates]

I don't have any debts. [ ditto the low interest rates]

I don't have to work for a living. [ so I fritter away my life lying in bed all day with the dog]

I've got a couple of sons who I get on with very well. [ they're both bigger and stronger than me and could easily thrash me]

I've got quite a lot of good memories to balance out all the bad ones. [which are tearing me apart]

I tell people what they want to hear.[although I don't really mean it]

I'm kind to animals. [ just as well considering how bad my dog smells]

I've got a bus pass [ and four cars so I don't ever have to use it]

I'm in good shape [for someone old enough to have a bus pass]

I've got quite a lot of hair [but not enough to cover all of my head]

I've got the majority of my teeth [ 51% IS a majority]

I've got three pairs of pointy toe cowboy boots [and sore fu*cking feet]

I take a balanced view of life [ on the other hand maybe I don't]

**Mal Hombre** · January 8th, 2012, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

Those outside loos could be damned tricky, especially if yer candle blew out, at a crucial moment

Also a naked flame could be hazardous...

January 7th, 2012, 08:46 PM	#21
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,507 Times in 19,356 Posts	What was that crack about hands above the waist? I'm not gay you know, I am quite happy to do man hugs but only for a maximum of 3 seconds-apparently that is the optimum time for most hugs, women perhaps a second longer-mind you men and women hug for longer if they know each other. What have I got going for me? Modesty forbids me to say many things but being funny(well I make other people laugh) and a good listener-sorry I was watching the television what did you say? I don't think people are comfortable with a question like that they prefer their privacy but I've been here long enough for you lot to work out what I am like-now be kind, and don't throw too many brickbats. Been here five years and still can't find the EXIT door. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

January 7th, 2012, 10:30 PM	#23
mxyptlk Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 14,733 Thanks: 201,381 Thanked 426,619 Times in 15,342 Posts	I'll join in the ego-tripping.. This pretty much sums it up... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4cM68KPbA But seriously folks... Blue eyes, not much hair left, need to lose weight and about 5'11" Good wife, I like what I do for a living but don't like the company I do it for. Good sense of humor (although a bit warped at times.. ) and quite intelligent. Good at a lot of different things and very handy but REALLY bad at remembering names. Loyal to friends and family and raised to be polite, honest and considerate. A regular boy scout... I can't bring myself to play a bad character in a video game, always gotta be a good guy. I don't like rudeness or dishonesty and am not overly impressed with the latest generation of kids. Guess I'm getting to be an old fart... Dang, I'm wonderful! __________________ If a password is required, it will be VEF I regret that I have decided to leave VEF. See my post To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 8th, 2012, 12:55 AM	#24
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	Hell... what a question to be answering at close to two am on a sunday morning...???? I don't drink (i found out how it made me act) I don't do drugs (never have) I don't take shit from no one (including the horrible little buggers who share a bus with me on occasion) I treat my friends with respect, and hope to get it back I like to see the funny side of life; even though that's difficult right now Well, that's the good things... but please don't ask for the bad stuff... cause you'd need a bigger server...!!!! Without the humour several guys here have given us all; mostly in GD&N; I know for sure I'd have had a far harder time coping with the other shit in my life right now. So thanks to them while I'm here....!!! You know who you are..!!!! __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible! Last edited by pharoahegypt; January 8th, 2012 at 12:56 AM.. Reason: why aren't my men doing a wave..??

January 8th, 2012, 01:25 PM	#25
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	What Have I Got Going For Me ? Moderating on an erotica forum is what The pay is great $0 x 30 Hr/week + 0 benefits = zilch Yep, guess I can retire too Monaco next week __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 8th, 2012, 05:02 PM	#29
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,016 Thanked 122,404 Times in 8,316 Posts	What have I got going for me? I often ask myself that - let's see now... I've got my own house. [ to worry about every time there's a gale] I don't have a mortgage. [ so don't benefit from the current low interest rates] I don't have any debts. [ ditto the low interest rates] I don't have to work for a living. [ so I fritter away my life lying in bed all day with the dog] I've got a couple of sons who I get on with very well. [ they're both bigger and stronger than me and could easily thrash me] I've got quite a lot of good memories to balance out all the bad ones. [which are tearing me apart] I tell people what they want to hear.[although I don't really mean it] I'm kind to animals. [ just as well considering how bad my dog smells] I've got a bus pass [ and four cars so I don't ever have to use it] I'm in good shape [for someone old enough to have a bus pass] I've got quite a lot of hair [but not enough to cover all of my head] I've got the majority of my teeth [ 51% IS a majority] I've got three pairs of pointy toe cowboy boots [and sore fu*cking feet] I take a balanced view of life [ on the other hand maybe I don't]