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June 17th, 2018, 06:40 PM | #13451 |
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I don't trust stairs, ..... they are always up to something.
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June 18th, 2018, 06:44 AM | #13452 |
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June 18th, 2018, 01:22 PM | #13453 |
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Just a quote: "I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out. "
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June 18th, 2018, 02:21 PM | #13454 |
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I'm looking forward to having to sit in the corridor on my first Virgin space flight...
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June 18th, 2018, 04:48 PM | #13455 |
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A Genie offered Me the choice between having a huge cock or a million pounds,Of course the money would have been nice..
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June 18th, 2018, 05:49 PM | #13456 |
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Don't you hate those people who hammer on your door demanding you let them save you ? ,
Bloody fireman !.
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June 19th, 2018, 08:00 AM | #13457 |
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June 19th, 2018, 09:17 AM | #13459 |
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Hey CLICK!!!
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June 19th, 2018, 08:06 PM | #13460 |
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