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February 5th, 2012, 11:32 AM	#1
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February 5th, 2012, 03:42 PM	#2
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	Let's see...one drink for the woman on the right, 3 for the one in the middle and a whole bottle for the one on the left. Thank the stars for whiskey dick! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 5th, 2012, 03:46 PM	#3
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,661 Thanked 855,737 Times in 57,565 Posts	Mind You They haven't shown the third woman,She might be an absolute stunner... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 5th, 2012, 04:11 PM	#4
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 104,140 Thanked 12,286 Times in 1,336 Posts	I think it's the women that need the whisky. __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

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Mind You They haven't shown the third woman,She might be an absolute stunner...

Probably heard about the ad and went straight to the bar instead... Which is where I am going right now!

Happy Hour you know!

Here's my single malt scotch whisky of choice:

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July 22nd, 2015, 12:27 AM	#6
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,313 Times in 13,886 Posts	M-H in your case their is only one woman showing , Whiskey makes the world go round and meet more people.

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M-H in your case their is only one woman showing , Whiskey makes the world go round and meet more people.

True story.... the first time I ever approached a girl that I liked was after a scotch.

Turns out, a man's confidence factor can increase after a drink or two!

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May 11th, 2016, 01:01 PM	#8
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	Whiskey of anykind makes me gag. Let it be wine, wine, wine

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