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May 28th, 2011, 07:55 PM	#21
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	39. She turned heads everywhere she went , but also a lot of stomaches . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 31st, 2011, 04:43 PM	#22
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,351 Times in 1,903 Posts	40. S/he is a sailor's nightmare: sunken chest and no booty.

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April 30th, 2016, 10:41 PM	#23
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	You probably won't find these to be funny, but they are metaphors: Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra Picard & Dathon at EL-Adrel source: The episode Darmok from Star Trek the Next Generation

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May 1st, 2016, 11:22 AM	#24
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	42. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, resembling a dog at a fire hydrant. __________________

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