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Old May 28th, 2017, 05:51 PM   #4211
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only just yesterday did I figure out it was about anal who's have thought any of them did anal ???
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I also liked the Seinfeld contest episode I watched it over and over and only just yesterday did I figure out it was about anal who's have thought any of them did anal ??? I'd have put money on Elaine lasting the longest, but even she caved in ... and George cheating
You must have been on hallucinogens when you watched that episode. It wasn't about "doing anal". It was about who could go the longest without jacking off. I know you're kidding , because if your not you have to see a psychiatrist right away.
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You must have been on hallucinogens when you watched that episode. It wasn't about "doing anal". It was about who could go the longest without jacking off. I know you're kidding , because if your not you have to see a psychiatrist right away.
TM how could Elaine have jacked off??
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TM how could Elaine have jacked off??
Do I have to spell it out. It's sex 101. She takes her hand and strokes her clit and in a few minutes orgasm!
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Do I have to spell it out. It's sex 101. She takes her hand and strokes her clit and in a few minutes orgasm!
Isnt that "Jilling Off"??

- Rubbing one out?

- Bruising the beaver?

- Buffing the muff?

- Clubing the clam?

- Scratching the snatch?

- Teaseing the tuna taco?

Definitely not Jacking off.

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I was in a band with a dude who was hanging out drinking at bar at the Rainbow one night, he wound up talking to her and she took him back to her place and fucked his brains out while she had some of her scenes playing on her tv.
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But does a psychiatric team need you?
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But does a psychiatric team need you?
If that team scores three goals, is it a psychiatric hat-trick?
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But does a psychiatric team need you?
No, they'll learn nothing, I'm normal But .....

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They do need Santee See I figure I come on here and make posts and jokes about anal or are they jokes but Santee here has a shot at me for it ..... I'll look at it from a different angle ..... Santee knows my posts will involve anal yet still reads them He's a closet anal fan That requires mental health scrutiny

Opps, I was on topic who should I warn for that
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