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April 9th, 2018, 06:32 PM	#2551
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	When Palo told me it was just a ordinary glass of milk - I knew he was lying.

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April 9th, 2018, 06:35 PM

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When Palo told me it was just a ordinary glass of milk - I knew he was lying.

Estreeter gave it to me. Do you think I was born yesterday?

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April 9th, 2018, 08:30 PM	#2553
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Estreeter and Hertz formed a band during their college years - at first they wanted to call it "Sex-raving lunatics" - but they ended up with a more sensible name "Abba".

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April 10th, 2018, 10:49 PM	#2554
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Palo5's password used to be a pun on his massive ego - now it is a combination of numbers - the length and width of his penis, his day of birth and his favorit position in the Kama Sutra.

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April 12th, 2018, 10:08 PM	#2555
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,308 Times in 13,886 Posts	Greenmans attic is under repairs following the recent Earthquakes in his hometown , he has moved to Germany to be with his long time love Angela Merkel a former Page30 model

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April 13th, 2018, 06:33 PM	#2556
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Btw, OJ paid Sandhunter to do the car chase for him. He's a wild man in traffic. And the glove that was too small belonged to Donald Trump

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April 13th, 2018, 06:57 PM

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Greenmans attic is under repairs following the recent Earthquakes in his hometown , he has moved to Germany to be with his long time love Angela Merkel

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Oh god no, it has to be Brigitte Macron

Sally Pearson reckons Estreeter is the finest 100m hurdler in Australia...and so does he. Mind Sally is a lot prettier.

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April 13th, 2018, 09:52 PM

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Oh god no, it has to be Brigitte Macron

Sally Pearson reckons Estreeter is the finest 100m hurdler in Australia...and so does he. Mind Sally is a lot prettier.

But Estreeter thinks that he really is Sally Pearson.

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April 14th, 2018, 03:06 AM	#2559
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Tmee2000 starts his day with a cup of nice hot java and a two slices of french toast. All of this is served by his manservant Hertz.

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April 14th, 2018, 04:59 AM	#2560
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,434 Times in 4,151 Posts	I like leaving the details to Hertz. For a special treat I get champagne. * Ball7**'s Avatar is in real time.

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