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April 9th, 2018, 06:32 PM | #2551 |
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When Palo told me it was just a ordinary glass of milk - I knew he was lying.
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April 9th, 2018, 06:35 PM | #2552 |
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April 9th, 2018, 08:30 PM | #2553 |
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Estreeter and Hertz formed a band during their college years - at first they wanted to call it "Sex-raving lunatics" - but they ended up with a more sensible name "Abba".
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April 10th, 2018, 10:49 PM | #2554 |
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Palo5's password used to be a pun on his massive ego - now it is a combination of numbers - the length and width of his penis, his day of birth and his favorit position in the Kama Sutra.
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April 12th, 2018, 10:08 PM | #2555 |
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Greenmans attic is under repairs following the recent Earthquakes in his hometown , he has moved to Germany to be with his long time love Angela Merkel a former Page30 model
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April 13th, 2018, 06:33 PM | #2556 |
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Btw, OJ paid Sandhunter to do the car chase for him. He's a wild man in traffic. And the glove that was too small belonged to Donald Trump
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April 13th, 2018, 06:57 PM | #2557 | |
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Oh god no, it has to be Brigitte Macron Sally Pearson reckons Estreeter is the finest 100m hurdler in Australia...and so does he. Mind Sally is a lot prettier.
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April 13th, 2018, 09:52 PM | #2558 |
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But Estreeter thinks that he really is Sally Pearson.
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April 14th, 2018, 03:06 AM | #2559 |
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Tmee2000 starts his day with a cup of nice hot java and a two slices of french toast. All of this is served by his manservant Hertz.
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April 14th, 2018, 04:59 AM | #2560 |
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I like leaving the details to Hertz. For a special treat I get champagne. *** Ball7's Avatar is in real time. |
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