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April 8th, 2018, 01:29 PM

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News to me. On Millennium Eve I was in bed with a cold whilst a party went on downstairs. Strongest thing I had was a hot chocolate!

See, I was right

That alcohol effected your memory also

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April 8th, 2018, 06:18 PM	#2542
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,991 Times in 15,731 Posts	Mal once shat himself after reading one of my posts.

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April 8th, 2018, 06:40 PM

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See, I was right

That alcohol effected your memory also

Sorry who are you again? Are you the chap that came with a lump of coal(first footing)?

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April 8th, 2018, 07:02 PM

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Mal once shat himself after reading one of my posts.

That's nothing. 17 million British shot themselves in the foot 2 years ago, including scoundrel

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April 8th, 2018, 09:18 PM	#2545
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,991 Times in 15,731 Posts	Hertz is known as the town drunk - that is no small feet when you live in Paris.

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April 9th, 2018, 05:43 PM	#2546
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	Estreeter once pole-vaulted over Uluru(Ayers Rock) ball7 was sacked from his Post Office job for nicking stamps. Mal Hombre is NOT The Shadow but he still thinks he is. trailmaster was one of the original Diddymen. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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April 9th, 2018, 05:45 PM	#2547
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,991 Times in 15,731 Posts	Greenman and I used to share condoms.

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April 9th, 2018, 05:57 PM	#2548
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,733 Thanked 855,815 Times in 57,574 Posts	But You had to turn them up at the bottom... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 9th, 2018, 05:59 PM	#2549
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	Never checked them for holes afterwards did ya __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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April 9th, 2018, 06:22 PM	#2550
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