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November 26th, 2017, 04:55 PM	#1461
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,315 Times in 13,886 Posts	Palo5 was the inspiration for the movie The Wolf of Wall Street

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November 26th, 2017, 07:02 PM	#1462
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,991 Times in 15,731 Posts	Brecht's favorit movie used to be The Fourth of July until he saw Fifty Shades of Grey

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November 26th, 2017, 07:05 PM	#1463
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,733 Thanked 855,813 Times in 57,574 Posts	Fifty Shades of Grey is based on ball7's autobiographical novel,Sixty Shades of Beige.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 26th, 2017, 07:30 PM

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...When the main speaker arrives, he farts non-stop into an ultra-powerful megaphone

So that's where Bono learned his singing technique!

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November 26th, 2017, 08:12 PM	#1465
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,991 Times in 15,731 Posts	Hertz used to have an account in a bank located in the Cayman Islands but a certain scorn Mrs. Hertz told the police

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November 26th, 2017, 08:48 PM	#1466
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,991 Times in 15,731 Posts	Mal Hombre is the Anti-Bond - he likes his Martini, Stirred, not shaken and prefers to bed elderly women who is barely clinging on to their lives Last edited by ball7; November 26th, 2017 at 10:39 PM..

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Brian249x farts in balloons and sends them into the air. His fart contains helium

I also like to eat chili with cheese, fart into small boxes, which I gift wrap and send to those who annoy me.

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November 27th, 2017, 03:44 PM	#1468
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Trailmaster is tenuously related to Meghan Markle. He has already been spotted being measured up for an ermine robe...

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November 27th, 2017, 07:11 PM	#1469
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,991 Times in 15,731 Posts	Palo5 has for years taught his children to call him "God" or at least "The Divine one"

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November 27th, 2017, 07:15 PM	#1470
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,660 Times in 10,667 Posts	Bloke57 works in a local chicken slaughterhouse.

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