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Old November 6th, 2017, 05:42 PM   #991
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On the third January 1987 at 2 o'clock in the morning, Bloke57 was arrested by 4 bobbies. He was wearing a white see-through lingerie and singing incomprehensible words in front of Buckingham Palace.

The 4 policemen immediatly relaxed our fellow member when they noted his insatiable sexual appetite and finally understood the lyrics of his song:

"This is the night
This is the time
We've got to get it right

Touch me, touch me
I wanna feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine

Touch me, touch me now"
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Old November 6th, 2017, 05:42 PM   #992
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Wendigo was the silent partner in Ben & Jerry's.
He wasn't silent because he chosed to be silent. No his lips was frozen

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Old November 6th, 2017, 05:49 PM   #993
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Palo5 owns a third of the shares in Estreeter, and half of those in ball7. The other shares are owned by David Beckham and Lionel Messi's father
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Jokerman is often seen wandering back and forth in front of the White House. To this day nobody knows what he is doing and no one is brave enough to ask.
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Brecht, Is Odds On To Be The Next West Ham United Manager..
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Plastic Tiffani. Was A Prominent Trade Unionist At British Leyland, In The 1970s
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Welderman flashed a female cop.
According to her she had never laughed so much
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Welderman flashed a female cop.
According to her she had never laughed so much
Then She Stopped Laughing, And Said, You're So Much Bigger Than ball7.
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