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Old January 12th, 2018, 11:38 PM   #2041
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Wimbo's little chap used to be nicknamed "His little trump card"
- But ever since Trump came to power it has just been refered to as the "Ace in the hole"
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Old January 13th, 2018, 12:27 AM   #2042
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Estreeter's twin brother from the evil parallel universe likes Bob Dylan, vegan food and yoga. He's also happily married to David, a wedding planner from Perth.
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Old January 13th, 2018, 09:03 AM   #2043
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Brian249x is the most advanced Android this century -except he runs on DOS
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Old January 13th, 2018, 10:33 PM   #2044
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Kelio still has nightmares after watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre as a kid and to this day will not eat sausages
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Old January 13th, 2018, 11:01 PM   #2045
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Sandhunter got the lyrics to "Born in the USA" tattoed on his behind
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Old January 13th, 2018, 11:42 PM   #2046
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Mal Hombre is 2 meters tall. He wears a red leather catsuit with a headmask, and carries a long whip. Crowds part when he approaches
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Old January 14th, 2018, 12:44 AM   #2047
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Palo5 became a super moderator by sleeping his way to the top
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Old January 14th, 2018, 01:28 AM   #2048
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Sandhunter got the lyrics to "Born in the USA" tattoed on his behind
You have been talking to Mrs. Sandhunter again , Not cool dude not cool
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Not only that but he has the gait of a Ogre when he carries Ball7 under his arm .
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Old January 14th, 2018, 10:48 AM   #2049
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^Nope, I didn't talk with Mrs.Sandy, but Mistress Sandhunter - you know the cute one.
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Old January 14th, 2018, 01:07 PM   #2050
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Jokerman won the Ted Bundy look-a-like contest at his local jail
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