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Old February 4th, 2018, 04:31 PM   #31
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Would that make it easier for you to remove her underwear?
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How do you know she is wearing underwear tonight?
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But are You going to keep it on ?
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Should I do a magic act?
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Underwear comes off by magic?
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Would you believe it also takes alot of begging?
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Why wouldn't I believe that?
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Why wouldn't I believe that?
You think you are a real James Bond type, right?
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May I have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred?
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Do I look like a bartender?
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