Well known women you never would , even if you could !

[Peau Peep]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Stacey Solomon




Like a much younger Sarah Jessica Parker , only one with the added benefit of having not only a toe curling adenoid accent but the personality of a dead pot plant .

I wouldn`t park my cocktail gherkin inside that womans garlic hummus dip if i`d been trapped in the jungle for a year and just accidentally drunk a Viagra smoothie

I liked her on I'm a Celeb... I thought she came across very well.

Still wanted Shaun Ryder to win though.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Peau Peep

I liked her on I'm a Celeb... I thought she came across very well.

Well given you actually watched the show i`m not completely surprised


Me i have only seen certain snippets of it on youtube , and only the ones where that whiny voiced yet very well put together (Some of it even naturally) American girl did a few boob swaying bottom bouncing tasks


Which accidentally lead to me getting to see that professional liar and failed actress Gillian (If only she were allergic to air) Mckeith , a woman who brings new emphasis to the word hideous






Telling you fellow members i`d rather do the deed with the Hunchback of Notre Dame than that moronic moany mutant

Mostly as the Hunchback would at least have a less discernible hump

[theequestrian]

Sandra Burnhart (American comedienne) - THE most repulsive female (of any species) I have ever had the misfortune of laying eyes on. I wouldn't fuck her with my worst enemy's dick, attached to a 10 foot pole, which I was remotely controlling from a bomb shelter on the Moon.

Sarah Jessica Parker - If I wanted to screw something with a horse face I rather have Mr. Ed (much less self-absorbed and vastly superior conversationalist)

Julia Roberts - see Sarah Jessica Parker

Orca Winfrey - the mere thought of doing Oprah is turning my Gay as I type this.

[vintagepb83]

You guys are brutal. I laughed reading through this entire thread. Paris Hilton was my choice on the list.

[imracerx]

Originally Posted by Clouddancer

Ladies & Gentlemen presenting in the left corner the undisputed & reigning World Champion of - I definitely wouldn't under any circumstances whatsoever.

The One, The Only - Andrea Dworkin.

The fact that she's a raging dyke affirms the existence of a loving God, in my book....

[imracerx]

Kathy Kinney of the Drew Carey Show




Tasting the bile yet, Boys????

[dbailey]

Gentlemaen, this morning I came to VEF looking for a 'tug'

Then I found this enathema of a thread where all the listed options are utter munters....and then to cap it all the discussion since has taken this high ground and decended into the stigyan bowels of hell.

I had no idea women could look so utterly undesireable........and now the truth has crept in.................

.......when women look at me.........is this what they see............

So.......all thoughts of a 'tug' have now been replaced by ........well............tugs, ya know, rusty b*ggers moving shipping in and out of dark and brooding wind swept sh1t stained ports around the British isles.

Thanks chaps

I am now off to rake up the leaves that I have been ignoring since October.....

to quote Springfield's finest, Chief Clancy Wiggum.....'darned shame, not a looker among them'.... and then some

[MaxJoker]

Sue ( Like a dog ) Barker



Would rather gargle with the congealing liquid found at the bottom of wheelie bins, than slip that dull sounding utterly boring freaky frozen faced clip on plastic wigged poor man`s failed wannabe transsexual my 100 percent pork sausage

[nevermind]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Sue ( Like a dog ) Barker



Would rather gargle with the congealing liquid found at the bottom of wheelie bins, than slip that dull sounding utterly boring freaky frozen faced clip on plastic wigged poor man`s failed wannabe transsexual my 100 percent pork sausage

Are you serious GS..



Let's take a closer look....



Yeah, guess you're right..


.

[Mal Hombre]

I have to say that I have always found Kate Moss to be rather plain,the fact that She has made a sucessful career in a looks based industry speaks volumes for Her-still I wouldn't.