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View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
Kelly Osbourne 151 26.73%
Paris Hilton 136 24.07%
Amy Winehouse 254 44.96%
Other 40 7.08%
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Old July 20th, 2010, 06:08 PM   #11
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Apropos the poll options I'd stick it in any of them rather than cut it off-Does that make Me weird ?
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Exclamation Posh Spice...

What's she doing in the poll list...
I would, even if i couldn't...
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There's a few ....

Agree with Joanna Lumley, Amy Winehouse and Jordan.

I'd like to add Kathy Burke and Ann Robinson.

I cannot condone though the inclusion of Serena Williams in this thread. Still, less competition for the rest of us ...
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Looking at the poll selection, I'm ashamed to say that after 10 pints I would shag any of them except perhaps the last choice.

Who am I kidding after 10 pints I'm always looking for a bit of the other.
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I cannot condone though the inclusion of Serena Williams in this thread. Still, less competition for the rest of us ...
Sorry Astatine. If it was a choice between Venus Williams, Serena Williams and pan-frying my wedding tackle while it is still attached to my central nervous system, I'd have to think long and hard...

Which Williams sister is which?
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Better make sure it's at one of those all you can eat places then otherwise you won't get a look in , as by the size of her she'd start with your plate first




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Apropos the poll options I'd stick it in any of them rather than cut it off-Does that make Me weird ?
No , i just used that as a life or death kind of choice option .

In other words i exaggerated the hell out it , but then it is a poll about women .Who as we ALL know excel at exaggerating like no other species on earth


Well apart from when it comes to their age
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Looking at the poll selection, I'm ashamed to say that after 10 pints I would shag any of them except perhaps the last choice.

Who am I kidding after 10 pints I'm always looking for a bit of the other.
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Alcohol must be kept out of the equation , so keep a sober mind when deciding who you wouldn't play hide the cocktail weeny with, even if she had a winning lottery ticket up there

Since all sorts of activities we'd never slide into normally can occur if helped along by booze

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The only child of this woman




Yes indeed the hops have a lot to answer for.


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What's she doing in the poll list...

She's there because i find her as attractive as two olives on a toothpick .


Which oddly enough is what she looks like to me .


Although the toothpick would be more interesting company i reckon
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