World's worst pick up lines - Page 9

**vo1v0d** · December 3rd, 2018, 05:36 AM

Just seeing you for the first time makes me want to change my name by deed poll to Ivor Nardon

**vo1v0d** · December 3rd, 2018, 11:07 PM

If you are bigger than a B cup up top and smaller than a pint mug down below........you've pulled.

**jomama** · December 4th, 2018, 12:39 AM

You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister...

**vo1v0d** · December 4th, 2018, 12:53 AM

Hold on......just let me take my contact lenses out.........thats better

**jomama** · December 5th, 2018, 11:04 PM

How much will a 20 get me?

**CARLTON BROWN** · December 5th, 2018, 11:50 PM

I'm an airline pilot and I have a massive cock. You can take me home with you if you buy me a drink.

**ball7** · December 6th, 2018, 12:10 PM

If you show me yours, I will give you a peak of mine

**jomama** · December 9th, 2018, 12:42 AM

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?

**vo1v0d** · December 9th, 2018, 01:26 AM

You get the drinks in; I'll get us a lapdance.

**jomama** · December 9th, 2018, 01:42 AM

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

December 4th, 2018, 12:39 AM	#83
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,092 Thanks: 3,506,847 Thanked 347,841 Times in 30,192 Posts	You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister... __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 5th, 2018, 11:04 PM	#85
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,092 Thanks: 3,506,847 Thanked 347,841 Times in 30,192 Posts	How much will a 20 get me? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 9th, 2018, 12:42 AM	#88
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,092 Thanks: 3,506,847 Thanked 347,841 Times in 30,192 Posts	Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 9th, 2018, 01:42 AM	#90
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,092 Thanks: 3,506,847 Thanked 347,841 Times in 30,192 Posts	Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 3rd, 2018, 05:36 AM	#81
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,541 Thanks: 43,720 Thanked 63,215 Times in 7,757 Posts	Just seeing you for the first time makes me want to change my name by deed poll to Ivor Nardon

December 3rd, 2018, 11:07 PM	#82
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,541 Thanks: 43,720 Thanked 63,215 Times in 7,757 Posts	If you are bigger than a B cup up top and smaller than a pint mug down below........you've pulled.

December 4th, 2018, 12:53 AM	#84
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,541 Thanks: 43,720 Thanked 63,215 Times in 7,757 Posts	Hold on......just let me take my contact lenses out.........thats better

December 5th, 2018, 11:50 PM	#86
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 35,882 Thanked 35,717 Times in 3,221 Posts	I'm an airline pilot and I have a massive cock. You can take me home with you if you buy me a drink.

December 6th, 2018, 12:10 PM	#87
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,770 Thanks: 66,546 Thanked 210,943 Times in 15,809 Posts	If you show me yours, I will give you a peak of mine

December 9th, 2018, 01:26 AM	#89
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,541 Thanks: 43,720 Thanked 63,215 Times in 7,757 Posts	You get the drinks in; I'll get us a lapdance.