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August 4th, 2014, 04:50 PM	#11
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	For Estreeter, I'm thinking a nice girl with a car of her own... who'd rather you drove

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August 5th, 2014, 04:03 AM	#12
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	Be nice to set Mal up with someone who has miscreant-bashing experience of her own. A tough order to fill. Not many women out there are up to the task...

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August 5th, 2014, 04:32 AM	#13
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	kelio's heart really belongs to the Bride ... but then he is also very fond of cats... gif ... just remember she likes surprises! gif___________Meow!

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August 7th, 2014, 11:22 AM	#14
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,173 Thanks: 300,296 Thanked 336,518 Times in 14,217 Posts	For Ubu55 Joyce is not only a siren She can also talk and answer the phone

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August 8th, 2014, 03:51 PM

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Then she looks like she's the perfect date for you Estreeter

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August 8th, 2014, 05:58 PM

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Long as I don't have too talk too her

Was hoping the Saleen might make you willing to give her a tumble!

You're a Mustang man I thought? So this was second choice...

The young lady is probably a mute!

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August 8th, 2014, 06:49 PM	#19
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	For kelio, another candidate, not so high maintenance as the last. The lovely Jennifer Ehle... gif

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August 8th, 2014, 06:53 PM	#20
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	For Ninjaturtle, you may even want to bring a few friends!

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