January 26th, 2009, 01:24 PM | #1 |
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A naked woman on my bed and i didn't know what to do ?
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January 26th, 2009, 02:06 PM | #2 |
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Run away. And in case that she`s lying in YOUR bed, lock your fridge.
Because here`s the janitor and he thought there was orgy going on and he likes to play with food, massage some jam and peanut butter all over her body etc....
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January 26th, 2009, 08:36 PM | #3 |
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where did you buy that bed?
It´s a Top Quality item,made it to last forever! Last edited by tobe2165; January 26th, 2009 at 10:13 PM.. |
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It`s maybe stolen from NASA. Special-suspension!
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January 26th, 2009, 09:46 PM | #5 |
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You need to roll her in flour.
Then look for the wet spot - that's where you need to go. |
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So being a brave soldier, I climbed aboard and started getting my jollies.
But after five minutes, I said "Is it alright if i turn the light out?" She said "why, is my extreme obesity so horrendous that you have to make love to me in the dark?" I said "no, it's just that every time I pull out, I burn my ass cheeks on the lightbulb..."
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I knew a guy who screwed a real fat girl.
During the "act", she started laughing at him. He asked why. She said he was screwing her fat. |
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Is it true? It can be! I first thought that she might laughed to guy because he was smaller than her!
I wouldn`t never do it with so fat lady, if she get angry she might just sit on me. But if I would be a very fat girl and guy screws my fat, I definitely laugh loud!!!
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I'd just get a pin out, prick it and let it burst
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[QUOTE=Futuro;526425]Is it true? It can be! I first thought that she might laughed to guy because he was smaller than her! I wouldn`t never do it with so fat lady, if she get angry she might just sit on me. "_Calling out all the facesit lovers!!! You better get ready! This is your Ultimate Challenge! Forget about Ali X Foreman,"Rumble in the Jungle" and all that crap! If you survive this,you will be "The Greatest" !!! Last edited by tobe2165; January 27th, 2009 at 10:26 AM.. |
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