Why is it called a blow job? - Page 2

**cicciobuki** · December 3rd, 2011, 01:35 PM

Its' because it looks like she is playing the flute, i think

She's blowing his flute, sorta speak.

**ubu_roi** · December 3rd, 2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Because almost no woman can do it properly, and they blow it.

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that with the advent of plentiful (now there's an understatement) internet porn, the average woman is getting much better at doing the deed well? I used to "suffer through" poor, boring blowjobs frequently, but over the last 10 years or so - WOW. Deep and dirty is the rule more than the exception.

Okay, okay, "suffer through" is a wee bit of an exaggeration.

Unfortunately, so is "frequently."

**cuzzyman927** · December 3rd, 2011, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cicciobuki

Its' because it looks like she is playing the flute, i think

She's blowing his flute, sorta speak.

I certainly can appreciate the comparison between a penis and a flute, but most of the blowjobs that I've seen and gotten the girl appears to be swallowing the "flute" instead of playing it -- moreover, flutes are played/blown into from the side.

The clarinet, which IS played/blown into from the front I suppose could also be said to resemble a penis ... but somehow the clarinet just does not work as well in the comparison despite the mouth being in the proper location.

**luddite** · December 3rd, 2011, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fleetwood77

WHy is "doggy" style so called - my dog would bite your balls off if you tried it on him!

You aren't holding him tight enough.

banquomerc · December 11th, 2011, 03:59 PM

undoubtedly it was coined by males and I think it refers to how our heart rate soars when we get close to erupting and speaking from hundreds of quality bjs from the wife, I temper my breathing, actually force myself to breathe evenly by blowing out almost like a mom does when delivering a child-this way I enjoy the experience and at my age, heart and lung function is important as is the bj.

Aitken Bonar · December 12th, 2011, 01:25 AM

Because 'suck job' doesn't quite have 'it'?

**John C. Holmes** · December 12th, 2011, 05:22 AM

I think it's related to the term "blowing your load"...

**SpermShooter** · December 18th, 2011, 12:58 AM

Because it blows your mind, baby. Sorry for the bad joke, I'm hopelessly un-funny....

**palo5** · February 19th, 2012, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ubu_roi

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that with the advent of plentiful (now there's an understatement) internet porn, the average woman is getting much better at doing the deed well?

Yes, it's just you. Not many women actually like taking a tool in their mouth, especially when the things are not washed

**tygrkhat40** · February 28th, 2012, 05:55 PM

Last Thursday on TruTV Presents the World's Smartest Inventions, the lovely Jaime Andrews commented on a plastic breathing tube that will supposedly increase your breathing capacity, "I wonder if that will help me give better blow jobs? No, nothing could possibly make me give better blow jobs."

I, for one, would just love the opportunity to judge Jaime's talents. Anyone else?

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December 3rd, 2011, 01:35 PM	#11
cicciobuki supermoderateur Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Belgium Posts: 24,483 Thanks: 158,021 Thanked 323,087 Times in 24,391 Posts	Its' because it looks like she is playing the flute, i think She's blowing his flute, sorta speak.

December 11th, 2011, 03:59 PM	#15
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,925 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	undoubtedly it was coined by males and I think it refers to how our heart rate soars when we get close to erupting and speaking from hundreds of quality bjs from the wife, I temper my breathing, actually force myself to breathe evenly by blowing out almost like a mom does when delivering a child-this way I enjoy the experience and at my age, heart and lung function is important as is the bj.

December 12th, 2011, 01:25 AM	#16
Aitken Bonar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 232 Thanks: 456 Thanked 1,662 Times in 223 Posts	Because 'suck job' doesn't quite have 'it'?

December 12th, 2011, 05:22 AM	#17
John C. Holmes Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 710 Thanks: 14,642 Thanked 7,450 Times in 682 Posts	I think it's related to the term "blowing your load"...

December 18th, 2011, 12:58 AM	#18
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,801 Thanked 5,392 Times in 448 Posts	Because it blows your mind, baby. Sorry for the bad joke, I'm hopelessly un-funny....