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July 27th, 2010, 03:41 AM | #1 |
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Funniest fake tabloid story ever!
"When Sunday Sport visited the lawless tribal area of Waziristan on the Pakistan-Afghanistan border, we saw monkeys MARCHING with AK47 rifles..." ...ROFL...I totally love it! And No Daily Sport journos or any western tabloid reporter has the connectons/protection to go into those border regions as they all will have their coupon removed as quick as u can say 'anyone for naan bread?' This w*ank rag paper is actually becoming a better read than any other (also lying) tabloid paper these days. Congrat's D' Sport! Last edited by pilau; July 27th, 2010 at 03:48 AM.. Reason: pix |
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July 27th, 2010, 05:35 PM | #2 |
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You could train monkeys to write for The Sp*rt
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I think they do.
The Daily Sport is the paper I always choose first for vitally important tasks such as cleaning up dog turds.
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My brother is currently there & says shit like this is happening for real, as in, not training monkeys to fire guns but to carry bombs to targets. Phew blimey. Time for the animal protection protesters to sign up me thinks, to go to war with the Talib's, He.
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March 29th, 2011, 11:07 AM | #6 |
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" Kerry Katona overheard uttering a cohesive understandable sentence !!! "
" Cheryl Tweedy Cole Tweedy admits to having no talent whatsoever , just a shaggable body and a very very very tight , control over her finances !!! " " Robbie Williams spotted trying to avoid the media and not draw attention to himself by childish displays of false sincerity !!! " I`m not quite sure i`ve grasped the intention of this thread you know
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I once read a sport headline in the 90s "Hitler was a woman" Well he did wear high heeled boots and didn't have a full set of balls.
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"Vatican Asked to Confirm St. Elvis" was a headline from the World Weekly News, a Supermarket tabloid here in the US.
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I remember a documentary that followed the Sport around for a while (it was on Channel 4). The bit that stuck in my mind was when a woman called in and said her son had been abducted by aliens and been replaced with a fish finger. I don't know whether the Sport ran with it or not, but I can imagine the headline: "Aliens Replaced My Son With Fish Finger!"
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