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Old March 18th, 2011, 02:26 PM   #201
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I don't know what's more pathetic: this woman or the number of perverts spanking one off right now.
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"Hah" laughed Wang Low "You missed both my legs "

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He was just told Wang one Lin was his name and not an instruction.

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Ha !! Cries out the man on the left while the guy on the right shrugs sayin...me? bovvered? Do i look bovvered ?

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Kick all ya want mate but there fack all down there im a unich!! He says in a high pitched voice.
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The guys let the women go first, its familiar territory!
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