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black | 156 | 18.80% | |
white | 45 | 5.42% | |
orange | 87 | 10.48% | |
brown | 24 | 2.89% | |
gray | 67 | 8.07% | |
mixed colours | 154 | 18.55% | |
hairless | 14 | 1.69% | |
siamese | 47 | 5.66% | |
moggy | 44 | 5.30% | |
all of them | 334 | 40.24% | |
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August 20th, 2008, 10:57 PM | #51 |
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October 25th, 2008, 09:06 AM | #52 |
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Sometimes I want to be a cat too...
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November 18th, 2008, 12:11 AM | #53 |
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Cats or Dogs?
Everyone has their own feeling 'bout this & that's ok....
however, allow me to ask you a simple question, as a human being. Do you like working? ... Ah-ah-ah, don't gimme that 'I love my job' shit - I love my job too but if I am honest... Fuck it, I'd rather be in bed! Anywhere else rather than work Now, throw a stick for a dog & what does it do? ... Eggsactly 'Get my slippers!' ... 'Fetch the newspaper!' 'Stop shagging the sofa!: eek: 'Don't eat the children!' A cat on the other hand, having been thrown a stick will merely look @ you as if to say, 'You fucking threw it. You go get it.' I will take this a step further ... Do cats have 'jobs' in the real world? Are there any sheep cats? Any bomb-sniffer cats? Any guide cats for the blind? .... No. Otherwise you'd have blind people stuck up trees ... walking along the top of 3 meter high walls... Kats R the est
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November 19th, 2008, 03:23 AM | #54 |
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Alien Cats
Cats are actually aliens who came to Earth and colonized it about the time of the Egyptians enslaving mankind and forcing them to do their bidding for eternity.
That's why you have to go to work to earn money to keep your cat in the state of luxury that it's used to, got to go now need some more expensive cat food. |
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November 19th, 2008, 09:33 AM | #55 |
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I thought everyone knew all Cat`s originated from Egypt and it`s ruling dynasty the Tom`s ?.
Has everyone forgotten what was found it the catnip coated tomb of Hissssasses the First ? (c.3100-c.2890) , or that the history books record him as the most spiteful and sleepy of all Pharaoh`s ? Yes i know he looks cute , but that`s how they get yah !. Why even today it`s rumoured that the real decision maker in Egypt isn`t Hosni Mubarak but his secretaries cat , Mr Snuffle Whiskers .
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November 20th, 2008, 01:22 PM | #56 |
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I thought that cat was a Shriner!
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November 20th, 2008, 03:04 PM | #57 |
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http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWGnXkcaKI i think, a lot of this is known, but it s nice, to have them all in one vid http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo-g_JvURI and this one http://www.swcp.com/~jamii/OtherCats/ and dogs could be strange too http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=9uzz48PEIYQ HF |
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January 7th, 2009, 08:04 PM | #58 |
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Posted on emily booths Bebo page & taken from You tube & 1.18 mins
long. I think you'll like this one Hitchcock's Ninja Cat comes closer without moving....... http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=7807541159&MID=3611618708
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January 8th, 2009, 07:41 AM | #59 |
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Here is a cat that thinks its a dog - serious fetch playing going on here - Not really funny, but pretty damned cute!
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