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2085-Release the Kraken!
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November 18th, 2016, 02:10 PM
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2086, I thought you were dead.
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November 18th, 2016, 02:34 PM
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2087: Don't bother locking the door on your way out because your sister will be here shortly.
 2088: Your sister lost her key, so let her borrow yours until I have another one made for her.
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November 18th, 2016, 07:47 PM
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"Given what we now know ... (Ooph) the conjecture that the mass of the quark is ... (Huh!) inconsistent with previous, although conjectured, (Mmmmm!) hypotheses of expressions of weight (Yes!) ...
Oh, damn! Sorry! That always seems to happen when I get over excited ..." |
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November 19th, 2016, 01:44 PM
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2090- what do you mean you're on a low sodium diet?!
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2091 ~ Just going to put the kettle on for a pot noodle
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November 24th, 2016, 01:14 PM
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2091: You could never take a job on a whaling boat because whenever they would yell "Thar She Blows" they wouldn't know if it was a whale, or you sucking some crewman's dick (again)!
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