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March 18th, 2014, 07:50 PM | #7591 |
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What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
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March 18th, 2014, 08:23 PM | #7592 |
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Heaven is Where:
The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss and It's all organized by the Italians. |
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March 18th, 2014, 08:38 PM | #7593 |
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly.......... "No, I'm your son's teacher." |
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March 18th, 2014, 08:40 PM | #7594 |
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The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side.
They've never won a World War yet.
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Why do all dolphins know the meaning of life?
Because they all know their lives have a porpoise! |
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March 19th, 2014, 04:38 AM | #7597 |
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What you've done there, I sea it. If you can think of some more, let minnow.
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March 19th, 2014, 09:06 AM | #7598 |
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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said, "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," he said.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb must be willing to change! |
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Is it just me, or was music better when ugly people were allowed to make it?
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