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July 29th, 2017, 03:20 PM | #12561 |
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July 29th, 2017, 06:03 PM | #12562 |
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So I went to this job interview and they told me, "The day starts here at 8.30 am". I replied, "Funny that, it's starts at midnight everywhere else".
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July 30th, 2017, 06:55 AM | #12563 |
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Took 1 of my viagra tablets last night but it didn't work. I checked the box and found it was past it's swell by date
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July 31st, 2017, 03:53 PM | #12564 |
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I just split up with my tennis playing girlfriend.......i guess love meant nothing to her
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July 31st, 2017, 06:51 PM | #12565 |
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July 31st, 2017, 10:59 PM | #12566 |
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August 1st, 2017, 01:24 PM | #12567 |
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Got dressed up as a vicar ready for a fancy dress party, but the taxi's late.
So, for tha last hour I've been all revved up up with no place to go......... |
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August 1st, 2017, 09:53 PM | #12568 |
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August 2nd, 2017, 04:54 AM | #12569 |
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August 2nd, 2017, 09:40 PM | #12570 |
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Kylie, Elton John and Rod Stewart are out walking.
Kylie trips and gets her head stuck in some railings. Never one to miss an opportunity Rod gets behind her and gives her one - he turns to Elton and says 'You havin' a go Elton?' . Elton, [sobbing his heart out], replies ' I'd love to but I don't think my head will fit in the railings...' |
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