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July 22nd, 2017, 08:43 AM	#12531
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,624 Times in 57,558 Posts	I had the same experience at a Metallica gig but You know,Nothing really matters.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 22nd, 2017, 09:57 AM	#12532
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,304 Times in 3,171 Posts	So I was watching the match when my wife started putting her hand in my shorts and tickling my balls. I say to her, "What you up to woman?" She replies, "Now you know what it feels like when you tickle my tits when I'm watching Game of Thrones".

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I had the same experience at a Metallica gig but You know,Nothing really matters..

Perhaps even, Nothing Else Matters.

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July 22nd, 2017, 01:04 PM	#12534
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

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July 22nd, 2017, 02:23 PM	#12535
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,747 Times in 5,161 Posts	The condition of the man who was mauled at the teddy bear's picnic is said to be improving but he's not out of the woods yet.

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July 22nd, 2017, 02:26 PM	#12536
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,747 Times in 5,161 Posts	My grandmother died because we couldn't remember her blood type. As she slipped away she kept telling us to "be positive".

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July 22nd, 2017, 02:29 PM	#12537
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,747 Times in 5,161 Posts	To the person who hid my shoes while I was on the bouncy castle: Grow up.

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July 22nd, 2017, 03:48 PM	#12538
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,624 Times in 57,558 Posts	I bought a bucket from The Procul Harum hardware shop,I had to take it back though,I wanted a whiter shade of pail.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 22nd, 2017, 04:36 PM	#12539
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July 23rd, 2017, 10:44 AM	#12540
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