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**anothercustom** · July 19th, 2017, 11:28 PM

Unexpected sex is one of the best ways to wake up. Unless you're in prison.

**anothercustom** · July 20th, 2017, 11:07 PM

My son asked me to explain women to him so I bought him an Xbox game for his Playstation.

neil w · July 21st, 2017, 08:13 AM

**photoflex** · July 21st, 2017, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neil w

Huh?

Exactly!

MaxJoker · July 21st, 2017, 04:49 PM

"What do we want ?"
"Hearing aids !!!"
"When do we want them ?"
"Hearing Aids !!!"

**anothercustom** · July 21st, 2017, 08:30 PM

How did the farmer find his wife? Tractor.

**gedly** · July 21st, 2017, 10:01 PM

So I heard her say, "So you're back with that dirty slag. I don't know what you see in that filthy whore". There is a compatiblilty issue between the mobile phone and public transport.

Aaron · July 22nd, 2017, 12:03 AM

I bought a bug repellent cartridge. It's DEET-free, plant-based, all-natural, kid-safe, pet-safe, non-hyphenated. The mosquitoes ate me alive. I visited the web site to find out the ingredients. All it said was, "a natural, proprietary blend of eleven herbs and spices."

THAT explains the sound of mosquitoes licking their fingers.

**anothercustom** · July 22nd, 2017, 12:20 AM

Sean Connery has found his niche. She was in his back garden with his nephew.

**anothercustom** · July 22nd, 2017, 12:23 AM

I’m fed up with my mates. Three times they've agreed to go to a Whitesnake gig with me and then not showed up. Here I go again on my own.

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July 19th, 2017, 11:28 PM	#12521
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,759 Times in 5,161 Posts	Unexpected sex is one of the best ways to wake up. Unless you're in prison.

July 20th, 2017, 11:07 PM	#12522
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,759 Times in 5,161 Posts	My son asked me to explain women to him so I bought him an Xbox game for his Playstation.

July 21st, 2017, 08:13 AM	#12523
neil w Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 67 Thanks: 5 Thanked 692 Times in 62 Posts	Huh?

July 21st, 2017, 08:30 PM	#12526
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,759 Times in 5,161 Posts	How did the farmer find his wife? Tractor.

July 21st, 2017, 10:01 PM	#12527
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,309 Times in 3,171 Posts	So I heard her say, "So you're back with that dirty slag. I don't know what you see in that filthy whore". There is a compatiblilty issue between the mobile phone and public transport.

July 22nd, 2017, 12:03 AM	#12528
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	I bought a bug repellent cartridge. It's DEET-free, plant-based, all-natural, kid-safe, pet-safe, non-hyphenated. The mosquitoes ate me alive. I visited the web site to find out the ingredients. All it said was, "a natural, proprietary blend of eleven herbs and spices." THAT explains the sound of mosquitoes licking their fingers.

July 22nd, 2017, 12:20 AM	#12529
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,759 Times in 5,161 Posts	Sean Connery has found his niche. She was in his back garden with his nephew.

July 22nd, 2017, 12:23 AM	#12530
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,759 Times in 5,161 Posts	I’m fed up with my mates. Three times they've agreed to go to a Whitesnake gig with me and then not showed up. Here I go again on my own.