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Never have I ever .......

Made a sarcastic comment

Whenever someone in my family makes such an outrageous statement, the reply is "I can't run fast enough to get away from the lightning." Even though you're in Australia E, I still can't run fast enough to get away from the lightning.

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April 3rd, 2017, 10:34 PM	#694
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Good cure for a hangover with a dash of hot sauce and some black pepper.

Trust me it'll put hair on your chest.

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Never have I ever shaved my legs, balls, ass ....... Too much info

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