Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
vintage erotica forum
Home
Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Best Porn Sites Live Sex Register FAQ Members List Calendar

Notices
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old May 17th, 2017, 04:11 AM   #381
ghost2509
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 962
Thanks: 7,527
Thanked 11,419 Times in 943 Posts
ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+ghost2509 50000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by OrangeSteve
Doctor Selar always cracks me up. Wish she had her own episodes.



I think this image is from the episode The Shizoid Man. The tall and beautiful Suzie Plakson also appears as Lt. Worf's ex-girlfriend K'Ehleyr.

She also appeared as the female "Q" on ST:Voyager and as Tarah an Andorian in ST:Enterprise

Last edited by ghost2509; May 17th, 2017 at 04:13 AM.. Reason: correction
ghost2509 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to ghost2509 For This Useful Post:
Old May 17th, 2017, 05:15 AM   #382
omar008
Member
 
omar008's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 98
Thanks: 793
Thanked 1,838 Times in 91 Posts
omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+omar008 10000+
Lightbulb

Quote:
Originally Posted by rodak View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by loosegoose View Post
Girls are going to be really hot in the far flung future.
OMG! She is Andrea Dromm and I only know her just because we had her first feature film The Russians Are Coming! on VCR when I was a kid and I was in love with her. Because of her I watched that movie thousand times lol
omar008 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to omar008 For This Useful Post:
Old May 17th, 2017, 02:16 PM   #383
MaxJoker
Beloved Brother
 
MaxJoker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts
MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+
Thumbs up

__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
MaxJoker is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post:
Old May 17th, 2017, 02:35 PM   #384
Mal Hombre
El Super Moderador
 
Mal Hombre's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger
Posts: 58,144
Thanks: 772,791
Thanked 855,873 Times in 57,575 Posts
Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxJoker View Post
How'd the guy on the end live long enough to go grey ?
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


If in doubt, Just ask Yourself
What Would Max Do ?


It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Mal Hombre is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:
Old May 17th, 2017, 02:55 PM   #385
MaxJoker
Beloved Brother
 
MaxJoker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts
MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mal Hombre View Post
How'd the guy on the end live long enough to go grey ?
Most likely he was vivid jet black of follicles (Why yes, pubes too I suppose since you ask ) just before entering the transporter room , to then learn he was to act as point for the away team
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
MaxJoker is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post:
Old May 17th, 2017, 03:37 PM   #386
Brecht
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 10,657
Thanks: 180,485
Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts
Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxJoker View Post
Most likely he was vivid jet black of follicles (Why yes, pubes too I suppose since you ask ) just before entering the transporter room , to then learn he was to act as point for the away team
Fascinating theory. I'm sure Lt. Commander Data could talk about it for 10 hours.

The tradition of killing off low-ranking crew members was passed on to Star Trek TNG.

And, of course, most of the intelligent life our heroes encounter is humanoid. The aliens don't look much different from us. It did not occur to the writers that evolution could have taken a different path on other planets and that even intelligence may be something else than what we understand as such.

TNG dealt with these questions in a few episodes but TOS was just silly. Don't kill me now, please.
Brecht is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 17th, 2017, 03:46 PM   #387
bloke57
Veteran Member
 
bloke57's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Unaffordable housing
Posts: 4,923
Thanks: 31,646
Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts
bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mal Hombre View Post
How'd the guy on the end live long enough to go grey ?
In an unfortunate laundry related incident, a pair of red socks was put in the same wash with his shirt.

Now he finds himself here, doomed to die!

Just shows the importance of not mixing your colours and whites.

This post brought to you by Sudzy - the washing powder that keeps you safe from annihilation.

bloke57 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to bloke57 For This Useful Post:
Old May 17th, 2017, 03:48 PM   #388
MaxJoker
Beloved Brother
 
MaxJoker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts
MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+MaxJoker 2500000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brecht View Post
Don't kill me now, please.
As if





__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
MaxJoker is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post:
Old May 17th, 2017, 03:51 PM   #389
Mal Hombre
El Super Moderador
 
Mal Hombre's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger
Posts: 58,144
Thanks: 772,791
Thanked 855,873 Times in 57,575 Posts
Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by bloke57 View Post
This post brought to you by Sudzy - the washing powder that keeps you safe from annihilation.

Can it get rid of Klingons out of Capt. Kirk's undercrackers ?
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


If in doubt, Just ask Yourself
What Would Max Do ?


It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Mal Hombre is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:
Old May 17th, 2017, 04:03 PM   #390
Brecht
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 10,657
Thanks: 180,485
Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts
Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxJoker View Post
As if





Brecht is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to Brecht For This Useful Post:
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 12:45 AM.






vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.