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Old April 29th, 2017, 01:45 PM   #5221
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It's likely you upset the locals by starting ww3 in your back yard and the gub'ment wants to "meet" you and find out where you got your weaponry...
By the way I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Hiram Big, son of Mr.Big. You remember him from a short while ago. He gave the Australian government 10 billion dollars to buy some land near the town of Bourke in New South Wales. Dad died in an accident, and I gave the land back to the sheep ranchers. Australia can keep the money.
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Old April 30th, 2017, 07:47 AM   #5222
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Well here it is, almost the third week into Autumn and we are still getting 30'C+ days here in Victoria.
Fcuk off summer, enough already!
I'd be careful what I wished for.
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... I will fly over to Rotttnest Island to take a selfie with a quokka!
I can just see you returning through customs
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Thanks. I don't use Facebook, but maybe someday before I die I will fly over to Rotttnest Island to take a selfie with a quokka!
What about a selfie with Annalise Braakensiek?
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What about a selfie with Annalise Braakensiek?
I only take selfies with big tit women!
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Err... You might want to have a look at Annalise's portfolio...
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Err... You might want to have a look at Annalise's portfolio...
You call her boobs big. They look like tangerines. This is what I call a big tit:



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You call her boobs big. They look like tangerines.
Go easy on him, tm. Mb perhaps hasn't visited a US restaurant & viewed the menu of portion sizes.
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Those are Orca add-ons, TM
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