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May 10th, 2019, 08:57 PM	#41
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,102 Thanks: 3,507,575 Thanked 348,187 Times in 30,218 Posts	Procrastinators Unite __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 10th, 2019, 09:13 PM	#42
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,776 Thanks: 66,570 Thanked 211,016 Times in 15,815 Posts	FOR THE QUEEN AND HIS MEN __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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May 11th, 2019, 02:33 PM	#43
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,560 Thanks: 43,897 Thanked 63,407 Times in 7,776 Posts	We used to sing this in school: Arsehole, arsehole, a soldier I will be To piss, to piss , two pistols at my knee To fight for the old cunt, To fight for the old cunt, To fight for the old country

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May 11th, 2019, 02:47 PM	#44
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,776 Thanks: 66,570 Thanked 211,016 Times in 15,815 Posts	TAKE US FROM BEHIND __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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May 12th, 2019, 04:07 PM	#45
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,560 Thanks: 43,897 Thanked 63,407 Times in 7,776 Posts	Run away you fools!. ES will cook you and eat you and kill you

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February 9th, 2020, 07:11 PM	#46
hoss Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: I have a farm in cloud cuckoo land Posts: 3,498 Thanks: 20,064 Thanked 26,714 Times in 3,486 Posts	(Citing Steve Martin in "Dead Men don´t wear Plain") Cleaningwomaaaaaaan!!!

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February 9th, 2020, 07:31 PM	#47
hoss Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: I have a farm in cloud cuckoo land Posts: 3,498 Thanks: 20,064 Thanked 26,714 Times in 3,486 Posts	Plaid, not plain. Sorry, I have a cold.

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