Things to do before you die

[sdlonyerg]

the stig is Ben Collins, there now only 9 more things left for you to do before you die =D

[MaxJoker]

1) Go back to my old neighborhood with a heavy club and some scissors , knock my former next door neighbours unconscious then remove their tongues. Merely to spare the sleep patterns of my fellow man you understand .Oh what the hell i`ll have the scissors to hand so i might make them deaf as well , because even without tongues they still could make noise listening to music , the fuckers !
2) Torch their cars as well , and since they`d probably be in shock by then due to the blood loss i guess i`d push them into the cars , to help keep them warm and such like.
3) Meet the pope , when he`s asleep and all alone.
4) Meet Micheal Jackson , and spray paint him black.
5) Invent new sport that requires no physical activity or concentration , maybe call it Darts ?
6) Become my own charity and go looking for donations from the people who collect charitable donations.
7) Date Kimberly Walsh , she needs to smile more.
8) Check on my former neighbours , give them both a turn so they cook evenly.
9) Join the Police force , with the sole objective of becoming the most corrupt officer in history, figure if i work hard enough at it i should make commissioner in five years.
10) Wrap some potatoes in foil and shove them up my former neighbours arses , well it's not great to have an all protein diet , just ask my sister .

[Drella]

1. Earn a Ph.D.
2. Manage to work-out in public without showing crack. Damn sweat pants….
3. Reflect on things when I'm old and gray, and figure out where it all went wrong.
3. Understand the appeal of Star Wars.
4. Have Morgan Freeman portray me in my [eventual] made-for-tv docudrama. No one else could capture the nuances of my enigmatic personality, save for Miley Cyrus.
5. Kidnap Morgan Freeman and bottle his manly essence for future use.
6. Learn how to blackmail (with style, of course).
7. Never travel the world (screw that, I'm too lazy).
8. Have bigger aspirations to add to lists.
9. Pay off my debts.
10. Reign supreme as world ruler after the zombie apocalypse, when every aborted fetus joins the legion of the undead and takes over Earth.

[kiwi]

Originally Posted by bellsmyre49

I'm quite impressed with myself as I've done all but three of the things on your list

hmmm....

Originally Posted by uncutfreddy

1. shag a black bird
2. shag a red head
3. have a tit wank
4. cum over someone's face
5. shag alfresco
6. shag a teen (18+) now that i'm an old git
7. have a threesome
8. watch the wife being shagged by somone else
9. shag a movie star
10. shag a page 3 model

Originally Posted by Sharkhunter

What comes next is where the rest of us have to guess which three...

Yes!

Let's try to guess which three Bellesmyre hasn't done

Now, I am sure I read a post where Bellesy said he'd never had a 3sum.

And I doubt he's watch his wife shag anyone else. And there's no way he's shagged a movie star!

My money is on numbers 7,8 & 9.

Get your bets on quick, folks!

Kiwi

[kiwi]

Originally Posted by bellsmyre49

Two more people and I'd have a menage a trois every night of the week!!!

I don't recall saying I'd never been in a 3sum. Why are you so certain I never shagged a film star?

I beg your pardon, obviously I recalled wrong, my friend.

so you've shagged a movie star, then? Anyone we know?

Kiwi

[imtrying]

Fuck Jeannie Pepper, secretly tape George W. Bush and get him to confess, secretly tape O.J. Simpson and get him to confess, secretly tape Michael Jackson and get him to confess, fuck Alyssa Milano, fuck Pam Grier, receive AIG's 165 million bonus money, have a jam session with Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder(and play anything but "Ebony and Ivory"), buy Fox and fire Murdoch and last but not least, fuck Jeannie Pepper again.

[BigBucket]

Shag Stacy Moran,
Shag Gail Mckenna
Shag Kirsten Imrie
Shag Melanie Bolton
Shag Caroline Munro
Shag Gillian Anderson,
Shag Debbie Corrigan,
Shag Samantha Fox
Shag Corrinne Russell
Shag Linda Lusardi
Shag Jo Guest
Shag Dita Von Teese
and
Feel really smug afterward...

Wait a min, thats 13!

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Drella

10. Reign supreme as world ruler after the zombie apocalypse, when every aborted fetus joins the legion of the undead and takes over Earth.

You do realize the average aborted fetus is roughly 3cm in height and weighs about 3 grams right, why do you want them in your army unless of course your zombies are going to be armed with catapults and need ammo ?.

Anyway you`re too late the Zombies took over the earth years , check out that population man it mindlessly consumes without end or thought .

By the way i did state the lists HAVE to be based in reality and so technically achievable , K

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[kiwi]

Originally Posted by bellsmyre49

I didn't say I'd shagged or hadn't shagged a movie star - I was just curious about your certainty that I had never made the two-backed beast with a star of stage and screen.

Ok, then. I'm not so sure anymore.

....

So ... Did you shag a star of the stage & screen?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by kiwi

Ok, then. I'm not so sure anymore.
....
So ... Did you shag a star of the stage & screen?

Don`t want to break any confidences you understand but i know which woman , and now who she was really writing to each week



Even saw her myself for awhile , but then one evening she arrived with something to help spice up the relationship



Talk about getting hit where it hurts most , and i don`t mean the wallet