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Old July 16th, 2017, 12:42 PM   #1851
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Old July 16th, 2017, 01:35 PM   #1852
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And the oscar goes to..........TRAILMASTER.



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Old July 16th, 2017, 07:18 PM   #1853
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Old July 16th, 2017, 07:34 PM   #1854
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Old July 16th, 2017, 09:44 PM   #1855
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Sandhunter - how did you come up with your username?
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Old July 17th, 2017, 11:36 AM   #1856
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Sandhunter - how did you come up with your username?
Sandy lives in the desert. He prowls the sands in an old halftrack looking for derelict vehicles and such he can scavenge for scrap metal and parts.

Now that I think on it, Sandy might be a Jawa. In which case, why does he like looking at human female porn? What a perv.







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Old July 17th, 2017, 11:43 AM   #1857
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Old July 17th, 2017, 11:47 AM   #1858
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Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Tim Curry - just to name some of the stars who has never gotten a dinner--whooops, oscar.
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Old July 17th, 2017, 03:45 PM   #1859
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Thanks to Hertz.


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You are going to flog this horse to death sir , are you not ?

Sandhunter wants a halftrack but due to contractual obligations(marriage) . I cannot have one , I do roam the Desert in my Jeep or my sandrail,

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