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Old January 7th, 2018, 03:31 PM   #1511
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There's a difference between a joint and a spliff. In male porn star terms, a joint is Francois Papillion and a spliff is John Holmes.
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Old January 7th, 2018, 03:50 PM   #1512
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There's a difference between a joint and a spliff. In male porn star terms, a joint is Francois Papillion and a spliff is John Holmes.
And you know this because
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I've seen their films. And I've smoked my share of joints and spliffs.
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Old January 8th, 2018, 04:08 PM   #1514
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Brecht got so wasted at the office party
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Old January 13th, 2018, 12:16 PM   #1515
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kelio was often told by his parents that if he just started to dig a hole anywhere that eventually he would end up in China. Along the way he would find all kinds of things other people had buried such as treasure, gold bars, jewels and other riches. So kelio started to dig a hole, except that he dug in the wrong place: a beach. The sand on a beach is not good supportive material and underneath where beaches were made may lie caverns. As you can see kelio fell in the hole and then got stuck. Because he started to dig so late in the day, his body was not discovered until the next morning. It will take time for the coroner to identify the body because the sand crabs ate his head!



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Old January 14th, 2018, 08:06 PM   #1516
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Old January 17th, 2018, 01:42 PM   #1518
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The reason why kelio wears a Frankenstein monster mask is because this is what he really looks like!


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Old January 17th, 2018, 06:11 PM   #1519
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The real reason why Trailmaster wears a hat is to hide his hair loss

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