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 The instruction manual says: Grasp the device firmly with either hand and insert into the vagina with an in and out motion. For best results the vibrating feature is recommended.
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February 22nd, 2017, 10:08 PM
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February 28th, 2017, 10:54 AM
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 It is with great hopes that this contraption will put an end to Marie's blowjob compulsion. 
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