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Old 06-29-2017, 01:00 AM   #821
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pranced about with a floppy wrist
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:58 PM   #822
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Never have I ever eaten beef tongue

Never have I ever eaten a rare cooked hamburger

Never have I ever eaten a shark steak

Never have I ever eaten chicken fried steak

Never have I ever learned how to ice sculpture
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Old 08-02-2017, 02:05 PM   #823
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Wink Never have I ever

Liked the few times I've tried beef tongue (Although Pork),

Preferred a rare cooked hamburger to something far darker (Something so dark in fact that if in the 1800`s It would have been enslaved) ,

Punched a shark (In both balls) ,

Eaten chicken fried steak (Singular , nine chicken fried steaks however) ,

Ice sculptured (Butt am a wizz at water juggling).
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Old 09-28-2017, 01:11 PM   #824
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Thought I was a thespian
Run down a pedestrian
Fucked a Lesbian
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Old 09-28-2017, 03:04 PM   #825
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been on other forums
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Old 12-30-2017, 12:32 PM   #826
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Seen Trail`s fail to gatecrash a party after nine pm,

Touch lean cuisine meals ,

Not happily drive his neighbours (Mr & Mrs Hu Gewang) to the airport ,
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Known when to fold ,

Known when to walk away,

Known when to run ,

Let alone counted my Modding money while sitting at the table.


I said sitting
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Sawn my head off with a plectrum ,

Seen a non-thanker and failed to disrespect them ,

Gone anywhere near another man`s rectum.
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Old 02-18-2018, 02:09 PM   #829
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Never have I ever.........

Stepped in Quokka shit
Preached from a pulpit
Sucked my own tit



I've also never killed a Vegan
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Liked Ben Stiller
Got drunk on Miller

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