The Corrupt A Song Game - Page 3

**HugoHackenbush** · January 16th, 2012, 06:15 PM

If you're of a certain age, you remember Quaaludes, a/k/a Mandrax depending on who made it. A downer so widely abused that the manufacturer actually took it off the market. All the effects of drinking heavily, without the hangover the next day. Sooo...

I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues=

I GuessThat's Why They Call Them Quaaludes.

So I guess that why they call them Quaaludes
Two in your hand equals five quarts of booze
Laugh like an idiot
Mind in the gutter
Legs barely function
As you'll discover

And I guess that's why the call them Quaaludes

(laughing and mumbling... giggling and stumbling)

And I guess that's why they call them Quaaludes

**HugoHackenbush** · August 21st, 2012, 01:09 PM

Toxic = Topless

It's getting late, my lust is up
So free those tits, from those C cups
Slowly
And rub them over me

So fine, firm and round
I want my rod
In between those mounds
I can feel them now

With a taste of your nips, I'm on the rise
You're topless, I lick and wonder
How the taste of your points is paradise
I'm addicted to boobs, when I know that you're topless

**TCO95** · August 30th, 2012, 07:47 AM

I want to hold your hand
------------------------
I Want To Nuke Japan

I tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
when I see a Prius
I want to nuke Japan
I want to nuke Japan
I want to nuke Japan

It's smaller than a freakin' glove
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive

Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say Suzuki
I want to nuke Japan
I want to nuke Japan
I want to nuke Japan

And when I torch one
I feel happy inside
It's such an underpowered shitbox
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive

Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say Nissan
I want to nuke Japan
I want to nuke Japan
I want to nuke Japan

**Mal Hombre** · September 6th, 2012, 05:44 PM

"Just fcuk off
Just fcuk off
I must be blunt
Because You're a cnut
So just fcuk off"
My reaction to This

Frankzucchini · September 8th, 2012, 06:43 PM

If I was a carpenter

If you were Karen Capenter and I was your brother,
I'd be your piano player, you'd be my drummer.

Mainwaring1967 · September 8th, 2012, 07:18 PM

"I Don't Like Mondays" ("I Don't Like Funbags")

The silicon tits inside her chest are set to overload
and no-one's going to feel her breasts today,
she's gonna make them both explo-ode;
'who's ya daddy' couldn't understand it,
he always said they were great to hold
and he can see no bosoms, cos there are no bosoms
fake bosoms can be bought but not so-o-o-o-old.

Tell me why, I don't like funbags,
tell me why I don't like fun ba-ags
tell me why I don't like funbags,
I won't letya shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot, the whole wa-ay down

- The Vavavoomtown Tarts

**HugoHackenbush** · December 11th, 2012, 02:23 PM

I'm a Believer = I'm a Big Creamer

I thought big loads were only true in porno tales
Then for Peter North, but not for me
I was out to get her
Saving up my cream
Didn't want disappointment with my stream

And then I shot her face
Now I'm a big creamer
All over the place
And some it her eye

Yeah I'm a big creamer
I didn't believe it
Til I tried

**HugoHackenbush** · December 27th, 2012, 02:59 PM

Addicted to Love = A Dick with a Rug

The lights are on
Your shiny dome
Your hair is not your own
Surely you jest
You think we're blind
One little tug, and it be mine

You can't escape the truth
Can't cover up
You're gonna have to face it,
You're a dick with a rug

**HugoHackenbush** · January 5th, 2013, 06:04 PM

For all the lawyers out there...

What's Love Got to Do With It = What's Law Got to Do With It

You must understand how cash in my hand
Makes my pulse react
It's always a thrill, when I send you my bill
What a heart attack

It's irrational
Incredible
If I have to explain how it adds up to that

What's law got to do, got to do with it
What's law, but pleadings and some motions
What law got to do with it got to do with it
Thanks to the law I'm making a fortune

~~Byegone Daze~~ · February 2nd, 2013, 04:32 PM

A bit dated maybe, but still pretty good:

If You’re Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let’s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your manhood’s getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
It’s the make war not love season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Source: John Robbins

January 16th, 2012, 06:15 PM	#21
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,389 Times in 14,159 Posts	Elton John If you're of a certain age, you remember Quaaludes, a/k/a Mandrax depending on who made it. A downer so widely abused that the manufacturer actually took it off the market. All the effects of drinking heavily, without the hangover the next day. Sooo... I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues= I GuessThat's Why They Call Them Quaaludes. So I guess that why they call them Quaaludes Two in your hand equals five quarts of booze Laugh like an idiot Mind in the gutter Legs barely function As you'll discover And I guess that's why the call them Quaaludes (laughing and mumbling... giggling and stumbling) And I guess that's why they call them Quaaludes __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

August 21st, 2012, 01:09 PM	#22
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,389 Times in 14,159 Posts	Britney Spears Toxic = Topless It's getting late, my lust is up So free those tits, from those C cups Slowly And rub them over me So fine, firm and round I want my rod In between those mounds I can feel them now With a taste of your nips, I'm on the rise You're topless, I lick and wonder How the taste of your points is paradise I'm addicted to boobs, when I know that you're topless __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

August 30th, 2012, 07:47 AM	#23
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,803 Times in 5,130 Posts	I want to hold your hand ------------------------ I Want To Nuke Japan I tell you somethin' I think you'll understand when I see a Prius I want to nuke Japan I want to nuke Japan I want to nuke Japan It's smaller than a freakin' glove I can't drive I can't drive I can't drive Yeah, you got that somethin' I think you'll understand When I say Suzuki I want to nuke Japan I want to nuke Japan I want to nuke Japan And when I torch one I feel happy inside It's such an underpowered shitbox I can't drive I can't drive I can't drive Yeah, you got that somethin' I think you'll understand When I say Nissan I want to nuke Japan I want to nuke Japan I want to nuke Japan Last edited by TCO95; August 30th, 2012 at 07:51 AM.. Reason: Added link to the real song.

September 6th, 2012, 05:44 PM	#24
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,692 Times in 57,565 Posts	"Just fcuk off Just fcuk off I must be blunt Because You're a cnut So just fcuk off" My reaction to This __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 8th, 2012, 07:18 PM	#26
Mainwaring1967 Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 49 Thanks: 1,419 Thanked 421 Times in 46 Posts	"I Don't Like Mondays" ("I Don't Like Funbags") The silicon tits inside her chest are set to overload and no-one's going to feel her breasts today, she's gonna make them both explo-ode; 'who's ya daddy' couldn't understand it, he always said they were great to hold and he can see no bosoms, cos there are no bosoms fake bosoms can be bought but not so-o-o-o-old. Tell me why, I don't like funbags, tell me why I don't like fun ba-ags tell me why I don't like funbags, I won't letya shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot, the whole wa-ay down - The Vavavoomtown Tarts Last edited by Mainwaring1967; September 8th, 2012 at 07:23 PM..

September 8th, 2012, 06:43 PM	#25
Frankzucchini Junior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2 Thanks: 14 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	If I was a carpenter If you were Karen Capenter and I was your brother, I'd be your piano player, you'd be my drummer.

December 11th, 2012, 02:23 PM	#27
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,389 Times in 14,159 Posts	Neil Diamond I'm a Believer = I'm a Big Creamer I thought big loads were only true in porno tales Then for Peter North, but not for me I was out to get her Saving up my cream Didn't want disappointment with my stream And then I shot her face Now I'm a big creamer All over the place And some it her eye Yeah I'm a big creamer I didn't believe it Til I tried __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

December 27th, 2012, 02:59 PM	#28
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,389 Times in 14,159 Posts	Robert Palmer Addicted to Love = A Dick with a Rug The lights are on Your shiny dome Your hair is not your own Surely you jest You think we're blind One little tug, and it be mine You can't escape the truth Can't cover up You're gonna have to face it, You're a dick with a rug __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

January 5th, 2013, 06:04 PM	#29
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,389 Times in 14,159 Posts	Tina Turner For all the lawyers out there... What's Love Got to Do With It = What's Law Got to Do With It You must understand how cash in my hand Makes my pulse react It's always a thrill, when I send you my bill What a heart attack It's irrational Incredible If I have to explain how it adds up to that What's law got to do, got to do with it What's law, but pleadings and some motions What law got to do with it got to do with it Thanks to the law I'm making a fortune __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

February 2nd, 2013, 04:32 PM	#30
~~Byegone Daze~~ Banned! Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 2,392 Thanks: 26,302 Thanked 29,310 Times in 2,444 Posts	I found this out in the cloud - Not my rip A bit dated maybe, but still pretty good: If You’re Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are Saudi, And your alibi is shoddy, And your tastes remain quite gaudy, Bomb Iraq. If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think that SUVs, Are the best thing since sliced cheese, And your father you must please, Bomb Iraq. If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq. If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq. We assert that might makes right, Burning oil is a delight, For the empire we will fight, Bomb Iraq. If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let’s look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq. If corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq. If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq. If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain’t easy, And your manhood’s getting queasy, Bomb Iraq. Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq. Disagree? We’ll call it treason, It’s the make war not love season, Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq. Source: John Robbins

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