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Old 03-18-2011, 02:06 AM   #11
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If Tuesday Weld married Fredric March the Fourth she would be Tuesday March the Fourth.
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My favourite names combo came from Dave Lee Travis' old show on Radio One (snooker on the radio anyone)
Isla St Claire marries Barry White then divorces him and marries Bryan Ferry so she becomes Isla White-Ferry
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And if I may be a little pedantic here: 'Oldsmobile' and 'Lagonda' are full names and neither name was ever shortened in general use and thus can't be shortened to suit this game.
Actually, the Oldsmobile was the brand of car made by the company started by Ransom E. Olds (he also built the truck known as the REO Speedwagon) and the cars were colloquially known as an "Olds."
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If actress Meagan Good married footballer Robert Fuchs she's be a Good Fuchs.

If actress Rebecca Lord married hockey player Miroslav Satan she'd be Lord Satan.
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I posted this in the corny jokes thread. If Christina Aguilara married Randy Moss, Anthony Michael Hall, Jason Lee and Morris Day, she'd be Chris Moss Hall Lee Day.
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If Georgia May foot married Mick Jagger she'd be Georgia may Jagger. Then Georgia May Jagger would be stepmother to Georgia May Jagger.
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If Tess Daly had married Jon Tickle, she'd be Tess Tickle
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