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Old 03-06-2014, 08:35 PM   #41
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To Peggy Lee's "You Give Me Fever"
Replace every "Fever" with "Beaver."

Example
Here's the chorus:
You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night

To:
You give me beaver
When you kiss me
Beaver when you hold me tight
Beaver
In the mornin'
Beaver all through the night
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Old 03-11-2014, 03:27 PM   #42
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Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry Be Happy:

Don't know if anyone's done a full version for this
But these are the verses I've heard.

Don't Worry Eat Curry:

No one will get in your cab,
Because you're breath it smells so bad,
But don't worry,
Eat curry.

The landlord says you stink the place,
And now we have to fumigate,
But don't worry,
Eat curry.
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Old 01-20-2018, 09:19 PM   #43
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"Come On Over To our Place.
Hey You,We're Having An Orgy
There'll Yanking,Wanking and Spanking
Cum All Over The Place.."
Apologies to Sam Cooke..
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It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site.
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We're just trying to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
We're the young generation
and we've got Saddam Hussein
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Angel of the Morning = Anal In the Morning


Just give me anal in the morning...anal
Spread my butt cheeks before you ream me..baby
Just give me anal in the morning
Do me no other way...please please
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Depeche Mode - Stripped

From

Come with me
Into the trees
We'll lay on the grass
And let the hours pass

To

Come with me
We'll have a good pee
In the long grass
And let relief pass
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