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Old 03-06-2014, 08:35 PM   #41
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To Peggy Lee's "You Give Me Fever"
Replace every "Fever" with "Beaver."

Example
Here's the chorus:
You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night

To:
You give me beaver
When you kiss me
Beaver when you hold me tight
Beaver
In the mornin'
Beaver all through the night
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Old 03-11-2014, 03:27 PM   #42
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Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry Be Happy:

Don't know if anyone's done a full version for this
But these are the verses I've heard.

Don't Worry Eat Curry:

No one will get in your cab,
Because you're breath it smells so bad,
But don't worry,
Eat curry.

The landlord says you stink the place,
And now we have to fumigate,
But don't worry,
Eat curry.
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