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November 17th, 2018, 04:29 PM	#4291
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	Mal Hombre owns a rather nice trenchcoat-now all he really needs is a trench to wear it in. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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November 17th, 2018, 06:42 PM

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Mal Hombre owns a rather nice trenchcoat-now all he really needs is a trench to wear it in.

He's coming to your trench, and hopes for tea and cucumber sandwiches dipped in port

You won't disappoint him, I hope?

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November 17th, 2018, 08:35 PM	#4293
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	PORT? Is that possible I mean it would taste awful make the sandwiches all soggy!! Well I suppose I could stretch to an Amontilado sherry but no port more for the older gentleman. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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November 17th, 2018, 10:46 PM	#4294
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	palo5 and Greenman are very close, longtime friends. They love watching the Looney Tunes on a sofa, eat popcorn, laugh and kiss each other

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palo5 and Greenman are very close, longtime friends.

I heard one thing they both have in common is they both do "girls don't fart farts"

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palo5 and Greenman are very close, longtime friends. They love watching the Looney Tunes on a sofa, eat popcorn, laugh and kiss each other

I don't love him for gods sake-nothing wrong with Looney Tunes but not popcorn, can't stand the stuff-pizza, now you're talking.

chromax is really Theresa May's stand in-looks so good in a grey wig!

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I heard one thing they both have in common is they both do "girls don't fart farts"

I think you heard that wrong, although I've heard that you follow a donkey around with a shovel just in case it farts or worse, then spread it on your garden as cheap fertiliser!

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November 18th, 2018, 05:26 PM	#4298
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,779 Thanked 855,844 Times in 57,575 Posts	Greenman auditioned for the role of Bert in "Mary Poppins" but His cockney accent wasn't considered good enough "Yew'ree a morvel,Maori Poppens" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 19th, 2018, 05:28 PM	#4299
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November 19th, 2018, 05:55 PM	#4300
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	I'm a bonafide Cockney me old china plate do what as it happens, leave it out, you slag!(oops, lapsed into Sweeney mode there) I least I know the difference between Mary Poppins and Moiry Pawpins Trailmaster is Donald Trump's stunt double...in bed(with Melania) you lucky stiff! __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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